Logan’s Run Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll ask Charles Logan to offer you a drink – by smashing a decanter into your skull. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 31st. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V The K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. If you want to get back with Martha, touch or say “1,” If you want Jack to blow your brains out, touch or say “2.” – Dick Lepre
2. “First we use the laser to get rid of the bags under your eyes. When we have a week or so we’ll go to work on that turkey neck of yours.” – Jim

WINNER! – As you can expect, even the telemarketers in the world of 24 often go to extremes to keep people on the line. – Anthony

Well. while the finale may have been a tad Wyattastic, the Kill Counter got a workout – thanks to a Jack Bauer headbutt toward the end of the finale. The extra 20 points for that move enabled a healthy 28 for the counter, a respectable end to the series finale.

This week’s winner is Loren Silverman, who was the closest without going over (Price Is Right rules) with “So for fun’s sake, I’ll go along with RogerDee’s method as well.. 25…”

Congratulations Loren! Your authentic Peace Treaty Pen is enroute to your location! Write in good health!

(And if I may add a personal note, thank you to everyone who read, linked, and participated here at B4B. We could not have done any of this without you. Monday nights will never be the same.)

Here’s the Kill Counter for 2pm-4pm, aka the Series Finale. Place yer bets!

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/25).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.
11am-Noon – RVD “Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11″ and AmyV “YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!” were the closest without going over.
Noon-1pm – RVD is closest with “Somehow, Jack will come through again… how about 18?”
1pm-2pm – RogerDee wins with, “I guessed 7 the last two weeks. 7×2=……..14.” JoeBloggs also wins with, “going hi Jack is an animal 14.”

Darth Bauer Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section, or Jack will impale you with a letter opener. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 24th.

Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V the K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. “I . . . AM . . . IRON MAN!” – BauerIsGod
2. “High occupancy lane means high occupancy lane….” – Rodney Dill

WINNER! – “I said, take your frakkin antenna down BEFORE you come through the car wash, ASSHOLE!” – Roger Dee

After careful consideration of Sunny and RogerDee’s analysis, I am declaring the Kill Counter to be at 14 for Monday’s episode. As such, the winners are as follows:

RogerDee wins with, “I guessed 7 the last two weeks. 7×2=……..14.”

JoeBloggs also wins with, “going hi Jack is an animal 14.”

Congratulations guys. Your Darth Bauer masks are coming via FedEx.

*Best snark-filled 24 liveblogging by a mostly deranged blogging crew.

Here’s the Kill Counter for 1pm-2pm. Make your guess and spin the wheel, raggedy man!

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/18).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.
11am-Noon – RVD “Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11″ and AmyV “YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!” were the closest without going over.
Noon-1pm – RVD is closest with “Somehow, Jack will come through again… how about 18?”

Russian To Die Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section, or Jack will break out the blowtorch. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 17th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V the K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. “Hey Bauer, wanna play strip Russian roulette?” – Sunny
2. “Mr Bauer, Hold still, I’m going to shoot you right in the crotch and I must squint because it is so very tiny.” – Heyhilbo

WINNER! – Tony has really let himself go. – Jack Bauer