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The writers strike may have put off Season 7 for now, but they cannot put off Talk Like Jack Bauer Day!

So for just one day, put down your manners and pick up that stapler. Find another use for that kitchen towel. The boss tells you to file a report, you tell him (or her) to talk to district because you have more important things to deal with. A co-worker needs 15 minutes of your time to go over a PowerPoint deck, tell ‘em that in 10 minutes we could all be dead…but sure go ahead.

TLJBD is on like Marwan. Spread the word, or else.

What is Talk Like Jack Bauer Day you may ask? Well it’s a 24-hour period where you talk (and act) like Jack Bauer.

For more information, please see our FAQ on the day by clicking here.

Despite numerous threats of torture, including the violent use of a towel, the writers of 24 continue to strike. This has caused Fox to do the unthinkable, cancel the season premiere of 24.

“24″ is absent from the network’s revised, strike-affected schedule for midseason. In its announcement, Fox explained the “Day 7″ season for the series would be indefinitely postponed to ensure an uninterrupted run. (Source)

DDAMMMITTTT!!! DDAMMMITTTT!!! DDAMMMITTTT!!!

A stupid little contract dispute long overdue labor dispute has killed Jack Bauer. Something that nuclear blasts, CAIR, Russian separatists, drug cartels, overdoses, a shooter on the roof, Nina Myers, Kim Bauer, bombs, viruses, nuclear meltdown, President Logan, bullets, poison gas, an airplane with no pilot, guns, torture, black helicopters, other Bauers, Marwan, moles, CTU, the government, one human rights lawyer, Audrey, Behrooz, Middle Eastern terrorists, lesbians, and even death (twice) could not do.

In solidarity with the writers, all future Blogs4Bauer posts will be posted in Wingdings font.

Ok so wingdings will not work, so to show solidarity with the writers, we will post only in binary code.

1 11100 0100 10010 00100 01000 001011 0 111111

Jack Bauer Appreciation Day – Guide to Office Politics (Part 1)

Like at CTU, odds are your office is full of moles. Trust me; we don’t have a lot of time to explain. Is it the new intern, consultant, freelancer, or all three? It could even be your boss. There are a few signs to tell if they are indeed a mole. I have listed them below.

Signs Your Co-worker Is a Mole
10. They give the new intern the “mole nod” on the way to a meeting.
9. Admits to being a mole after an hour of sensory deprivation.
8. Joins the company softball team and seems to be throwing games.
7. Reformats an Excel spreadsheet without telling you.
6. Steals your Swingline Stapler – theft is a gateway crime.
5. They watched David Blaine last night, instead of 24.
4. Always wants you to try his wife’s ricin-roni.
3. Fails to tell you that he/she dropped a “dirty bomb” in the bathroom.
2. Posts comments mocking Blogs4Bauer livebloggers.

and the number 1 sign your co-worker is a mole:
1. They openly supported Marwan last season

If you know more signs – post them in the comments.

The next step is to take out the mole(s). Odds are Human Resources has already been infiltrated. You will need to take matters into your own hands. The Best Ways to Deal With an Office Mole will be posted later today.