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Well. while the finale may have been a tad Wyattastic, the Kill Counter got a workout – thanks to a Jack Bauer headbutt toward the end of the finale. The extra 20 points for that move enabled a healthy 28 for the counter, a respectable end to the series finale.

This week’s winner is Loren Silverman, who was the closest without going over (Price Is Right rules) with “So for fun’s sake, I’ll go along with RogerDee’s method as well.. 25…”

Congratulations Loren! Your authentic Peace Treaty Pen is enroute to your location! Write in good health!

(And if I may add a personal note, thank you to everyone who read, linked, and participated here at B4B. We could not have done any of this without you. Monday nights will never be the same.)

Here’s the Kill Counter for 2pm-4pm, aka the Series Finale. Place yer bets!

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/25).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.
11am-Noon – RVD “Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11″ and AmyV “YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!” were the closest without going over.
Noon-1pm – RVD is closest with “Somehow, Jack will come through again… how about 18?”
1pm-2pm – RogerDee wins with, “I guessed 7 the last two weeks. 7×2=……..14.” JoeBloggs also wins with, “going hi Jack is an animal 14.”

After careful consideration of Sunny and RogerDee’s analysis, I am declaring the Kill Counter to be at 14 for Monday’s episode. As such, the winners are as follows:

RogerDee wins with, “I guessed 7 the last two weeks. 7×2=……..14.”

JoeBloggs also wins with, “going hi Jack is an animal 14.”

Congratulations guys. Your Darth Bauer masks are coming via FedEx.

Here’s the Kill Counter for 1pm-2pm. Make your guess and spin the wheel, raggedy man!

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/18).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.
11am-Noon – RVD “Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11″ and AmyV “YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!” were the closest without going over.
Noon-1pm – RVD is closest with “Somehow, Jack will come through again… how about 18?”

Ho. Lee. Crap! Jack went ballistic this week and broke the Kill counter with a 30-point night. See what happens when I don’t liveblog?

This week’s winner is RVD who was closest without going over: “Somehow, Jack will come through again… how about 18?”

Congratulations! Your Jack Bauer official spent shell casings are enroute.

Here’s the JBKC3.5 for Noon-1pm. Place yer bets!

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/11).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.
11am-Noon – RVD “Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11″ and AmyV “YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!” were the closest without going over.

Ho. Lee. Crap! The Kill Counter went ca-ca cuckoo this week. Jack killed more people than Cecil B. DeMille, scored a combo, administered a headbutt, shouted “Drop the Weapon” and apologized. The sum total of the carnage was an almost unheard of – and show title appropriate – 24 points!

RVD (Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11) and AmyV (YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!) were the closest without going over this week with 11. (Chase’s Right Hand guessed after the start of the show. Sorry.)

Congratulations, guys! Your Dana Walsh blood-stained plastic tarp will be mailed out shortly.

Here’s the JBKC3.5 for 11am-Noon. Will tomorrow be the night that the Kill Counter goes wild?

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/4).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.

Well, for such an incredibly Wyattastic episode, Jack managed to get off a few points. We had Use of the Jack Sack, a “Drop the Weapon!” and a “Dammit!” for a total of 7 points.

That being said, we have dual winners. Sunny (I’m going with lucky 7.) and Old Dog (I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!) both guessed lucky number seven.

Congratulations, folks! Your Industrial-sized JackPacks are on their way to you as we speak!

Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 10am-11am. Will tonight be the night that the Kill Counter spins wildly?

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/27).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”

Okay, I am posting this with the caveat that I haven’t seen the episode yet. I am going by the Liveblog and Andy T’s assertions that while there were no kills, there was a “Drop the weapon!” That’ll give us a brilliant 1 for the Kill counter this week.

Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”

Congratulations Jim! Your Jack Bauer crying towel is enroute to you as we speak.

Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 9am-10am. Will tonight be the night that the blood will flow?

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/20).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
Midnight-1am – Steveegg wins with nada: “Filler night – 0.”
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”

Like anyone cares after they killed off RedHot. Oh well, between the apology and the crying, Jack sunk to a new low this week, with a pitiful -8 points. Yeah, a negative 8.

The closest to this terrible tally this week was Andy T, with “Two apologies (one to Pres Taylor for not getting him to say one Million Rupees and one to Red Hot for not being there when she went insane), one mention of Kim (part of the Red Hot scene, every woman wants to get it on with a grampa), one dammit, one kill for a grand total of -6.”

Congratulations, Andy. Your RedHot death towel is enroute to you via U.S Mail.

Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 8am-9am. What are the odds that a lot of people will pick zero?

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/13).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
Midnight-1am – Steveegg wins with nada: “Filler night – 0.”
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-9am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”

Well, after a really slow start, the Kill Counter started moving in last night’s second hour. Jack gave us two Dammits and three Kills (including a combo for three bonus points) for a final total of nine points.

Jim wins this week with his guess: “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”

Congratulations, Jim. Your game-worn – and sweaty – Kim Bauer t-shirt is being shipped to you as we speak.