Posts Tagged ‘Jack Bauer’

24 Hours in Scranton

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Digital Spy reports that 24 could be moving to NBC from Fox.  This makes my dream of watching a 24-Office mash-up closer to reality.

Jack Bauer spending 24 hours at Dunder Mifflin…oh the possibilities.

Wyattastic!

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

At the end of last night’s episode, just before Ernie Anastos previewed what would be on the 10pm news, The Jack Sack helped coin a new word that will become part of 24 lexicon forever.

In honor of his (and Wyatt’s) contribution, I’ve submitted “Wyattastic” to Urban Dictionary where millions of people looking for crude sexual innuendo will instead be taught about Wyatt’s penchant for liveblogging episodes of 24 where even Jack Bauer looks bored.

For example, as TJS stated, last night’s episode was “Wyattastic”.

Submit your own examples of using this new word in the comments.

Update: Urban Dictionary published an entry for Wyattastic.

This is awesome…and true

Saturday, February 13th, 2010
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Jack Bauer Uber Alles

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Gotta love 24 in German:

Stupid 24 Questions

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Just a few things that have been floating around my cloud cuckoo mind:

1. Is there a more annoying character on 24 this season than Dana Walsh? This broad is fast approaching Kim Bauer levels. Dude, tell your new boyfriend to torture your old boyfriend, and be done with it!

(Of course, I may hate her because I am still bent at how BSG went from great to teh suck.)

2. Speaking of annoying, while I think Red Hot is smoking hot, I do have a bone to pick with her. Heh, heh, “bone.” What kind of dolt decides it’s a good idea to take a shower a few feet from a man who wants to rape her? Hello??!!!

3. Can we just do away with the Jack Bauer Kill Counter? I don’t like this new, p.c. Jack Bauer at all. How many people has he killed so far this season? Three? Four? Stop it. Forget “injuring” evil Russians with CTU sniper fire and start stabbing people in the neck with a swizzle stick already!

Jack Bauer Causes Cancer

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Jack Bauer causes cancer

Jack Bauer Ends Winter!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Punxsutawney Phil, the infamous weather predicting rodent, emerged from his hole on Tuesday and saw Jack Bauer’s shadow signaling at least 18 more weeks of terrorists getting their ass kicked and the end of winter.

Jack Bauer interrogates Santa Claus

Friday, December 18th, 2009

That’ll teach the fat guy.

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Producer: ‘Jadrey’ not in the cards

Monday, August 17th, 2009

I have some good news and some bad news.

First, the bad news.  This will probably the last season for our favorite show, you know….24

Now for the good news.  There will be no Jack Bauer-Audrey Raines hook-up (Jadrey is what we call the relationship in celebrity-hookup terms).

Exec producer Evan Katz tells me that a series-ending story has been hatched should 24 clock out for good next May—and it doesn’t involve an Audrey-Jack reunion.

“Some of the things we’re doing this season preclude [her returning],” he says. “So I think not. She was in bad shape the last time we saw her.” (Source)

That being said, this site has been known to throw around some rumors to see what sticks.  With Audrey still blowing spit bubbles and talking to her carpet, Jack Bauer needs a new love interest.

Why not go Brokeback?  With our inside sources, I can confirm the new relationship for Jack Bauer will be…. “CurBauer”.  Curtis Manning, who I bet you thought was killed when Jack shot him in the neck to save the terrorist Assad.  Nope, Edgar Stiles got a silent clock, however Curtis did not meaning he’s alive and wants Jack, literally.

Curtis: “You hurt me real bad Jack”

Jack: “Dammit Curtis, I had to save Assad.  I had no choice”

Curtis: “We all have choices Jack, I choose you”

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The new relationship should secure at least one Grammy, an Emmy and a few Sundance awards.

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24 Liveblog: Season 7 – Finale

Monday, May 18th, 2009

24 Season Finale – Monday night 8-10pm.

Jack Bauer is the walrus – goo goo gajoob

Jack Bauer Unloads on Grimace

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Janis “Honey” Gold gets under everyone’s nerves, even a guy dying from Mad Cow disease cannot stand her.

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Grandpa Bauer

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Just when you thought we were blessed with a Kim Bauer fix without some silly sideplot.   She didn’t drag soulman (C. Thomas Howell) to the office or get kidnapped.  Nope, this time she made Jack Bauer a grandparent.  Really, Jack Bauer is a grandpa!  I have a grandpa, he served in WW2 – she has a Grandpa and he saves the world in 24-hour increments.

Imagine all the nightime stories Grandpa Baer can read to Kim Bauer Jr.?  

“Tell me the story about the time you landed an airplane on the LA Freeway grampa Bauer”

“Gramdpa Bauer says forcing a bad guy to swallow a towel is more effective than hooking up car batteries to bad guys junk in most cases”

Then the questions will come up about where Grandma is and who’s the red-haired bimbo hanging out with grandpa.  Then baby Bauer will be told that great-grandpa was a bad guy and is most likely in hell with Uncle Graem.  

God help her if she ever googles “Jack Bauer”.  

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Babies aren't supposed to have stuffed cougars in their crib

24 Cap This

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Kim Bauer has butt chin

1. Moooooo
2. Kim, the butt chin is from your mother’s side of the family, along with the lack of basic survival skills.
3. Kim, just tell me where I can find this RFTR character and I will deal with him my own…painful way. 
4. So basically the previews make it appear that you’re back but actually you just need to cry a bit and leave.  You should be done by lunch.
5. Kim, I don’t know how to tell you this…but I’m not really dying.  The Chinese forced me to watch Captivity and if I could survive that, I can pretty much survive anything.

Got other possible captions? Post them in the comments.

Mooooo

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

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What if 24 took place in Canada?

Monday, April 6th, 2009

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