24: Point/Counterpoint
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009
Counterpoint: Moooooooooooo!
By Jack Bauer
I was speaking with Audrey in Lower Manhattan about the latest perimeter breach — we were standing on a street corner because I had intel that the building was bugged when a mole came up to eavesdrop.
I’m pretty sure the mole was working with Nina, or maybe even trying to exact revenge for the Drazens, when he dared to say “Hello” to Audrey.
The conversation went down pretty much like this:
Mole: Hello … Audrey.
Audrey: [Gasp!] Eek, Jack! Help me!
Me: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
Mole: Me? I just … design women’s clothing. Yeah, women’s clothing.
Audrey: Really? Can I get some samples?
Me: Don’t use such a lame cover story! TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW! Who’s trying to kill President Palmer??? WHY IS KIM SO STUPID? Teri and I are both smart!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Because there was no wall right there, it was impossible for me to hold him by the neck against a wall, so I headbutted him.
Afterward, Chloe tried to remind me that President Palmer’s already dead, but I explained I was just trying to trick the mole into revealing more information.
I know that Charles Logan is the president now. Sheesh. Everyone keeps thinking I have mad cow or someth – mooooooooooooooooooooo.
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