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She’s just hot. Who knew Dalia Hassan (played by Necar Zadegan) was so yummy?

I mean, really; who do you want leading your country. President Cankles, or President Bikini?

Or is it just me?

Oh, and Annie Wersching is reportedly pregnant.

Okay, she’s no Nina Myers and she’s no Mandy, but Maggie Koernig’s appearance stirred something in my loins. I don’t know what it is about her, but all I kept thinking was, “Hey Jack, get some while it’s still warm!”

What? Too soon??

This is Nazneen Contractor. She is noticeably hot. She will also be playing the role of Kayla Nassan this season. Oh yeah, I’m in!

“Has the check cleared Governor?”

ATTENTION-starved Paris Hilton has evidently run out of men to smooch with and is moving on to women. Revelers at Tenjune in the Meatpacking District Tuesday night spotted a partying Paris “making out” with “24″ star Elisha Cuthbert. “They were drinking and dancing, and all of suddenly they just started kissing,” said the onlooker who told us the liplock lasted “about a minute.” Cuthbert’s rep, who was not at the club, denies the story, although several witnesses confirmed they saw the face-suck. – Page Six – NY Post

Ok…so Kim Bauer probably has a mad case of the face-crabs now. But, this sad story does give us a legitimate opportunity to post a picture of the pre-infected Kim Bauer and what has happened to her since. Enjoy.

Stop staring, someone get her some bleach.

Drink up fellow 24 fans, the looming writers guild strike that will soon end production of such shows as Heroes, CSI: Newark, House, and The Office will have no effect on Season 7 of Fox’s 24!

By New Year’s Day, primetime TV could be dominated by game shows, news magazines, sports and reality – which do not require scripts.

The networks are now scrambling to come up with contingency shows to replace scripted series such as “CSI” and “House” which have only about six weeks worth of new shows completed.

The current contract between the Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers expires on Oct. 31. A strike could occur as soon as the next day. (NY Post)

So, Wyatt….you may need to find a new show to replace the sick fascination you have with the indestructible cheerleader on Heroes. May I suggest the new and improved hotties on 24 like Carly Pope and/or Ever Carradine?

How can I be sure the strike won’t delay Season 7 you ask? I took an exclusive tour of Fox and snapped this photo (below) of the 24 writers still hard at work on the plots, subplots, love triangles, subplots to the plot’s subplots, and Jack Bauer’s manboobs that make 24 so awesome.

Got a better caption for the monkey writers? Post it in the comments.

Yep, we have official hotness.

24‘s added another woman to the cast for Season 7 — Carly Pope, late of the show Popular and also co-star of Dirt on FX (horrible, horrible show) — according to The Hollywood Reporter (that Pope’s joining the cast, that is, not that Dirt sucks. That’s just my humble opinion.).

Anyhow, she’s also been in the indie movies “Itty Bitty Titty Committee” and “Young People Fucking.”

Don’t ever say I don’t look out for you guys.

Anyhow, she’s going to play Samatha Roth, the girlfriend of the president’s son, who is missing. Roth, they suspect, is connected to his disappearance.

Photo courtesy of Fox.

Another hottie joins 24 — Ever Carradine, as an FBI agent.

Yep, you’ve heard that last name before —Ever (what a name. but it’s better than Apple, I guess) is the granddaughter of John, daughter of Robert, neice of Keith and David and also is a cousin of Martha Plimpton.

She’ll play an FBI agent. She also has a recurring role on Women’s Murder Club, which debuts Oct. 12 (next Friday) on ABC, which I know all of you will be tuning in to see (ha!).

According to Wikipedia:

The first of her legendary family to go to college, Carradine played volleyball and skiied during her time at Lewis & Clark College in Portland, Oregon. She started as an anthropology major, later following her family by switching to a theater major midway through college. After graduating from Lewis & Clark in 1996, she returned to Los Angeles and promptly landed guest parts on several television shows including Diagnosis Murder, Tracey Takes On…, and The Sentinel. In 1998, she received her first recurring guest role as “Rosalie”, a love interest on Party of Five. She is also remembered during that era for her role as “Pepper”, a ditzy assistant on Veronica’s Closet. In 2003, she got her first regular series role on Lucky, an FX drama about a professional poker player living in Las Vegas.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter.

Last we saw Michelle Dessler, she was dead, killed at the behest of Graem Bauer, at the start of Season 5.

TV Guide is now reporting that Reiko Aylesworth, who portrayed the lovely Michelle, has been cast as the new chaplain at County General on ER. She “starts a very intimate, ahem, prayer group with John Stamos’ Gates.”

Losing Michelle is bad; no chance of her coming back from the dead now. But as long as Carlos Bernard remains available, Tony Almeida could still make his triumphant return.

You know it’s true.

After a week of suffering through Janeane Garofalo, I figured I would bring B4B back to its roots: namely, babe-age. So, I thought, “Why not post some evil babe-age?”

Here’s Marie Warner. Uber-badass from Day 2. Enjoy!

Here are the questions that Scully answered to be the first contestant and the first winner on Radio4Bauer’s “Are You Smarter Than Kim Bauer?”

1) 2+2 IS:
A. A description for a ’64 Ford Mustang
B. 4
C. My dream date.

2) The Characteristic Neck Bite describes:
A. The method used by a cougar to attack it’s prey.
B. Daddy at work.
C. My Dream Date, going really well

3) Global Warming is:
A. Caused by man and we’re all going to die.
B. Part of naturally occuring temperature shifts.
C. A good excuse to walk around in a bikini.

4) CTU Stands for:
A. Counter Terrorism Unit
B. California Teachers Union
C. Nepotism. How else could I get a job there?

5) The one handed man is
A. The antagonist in The Fugitive
B. Chase Edmonds
C. Not nearly as much fun as the two handed man.

6) Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is
A. A famous childrens story by James Bond author Ian Flemming
B. A Movie with Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews
C. A good description of last night.

‘C’ if you can do as well as Scully. She scored 6 out of 6!

–EXCLUSIVE–
Those of you who check out Blogs4Bauer on a semi-regular basis know that we’re not a spoiler site in any way whatsoever. We are like the Tuesday morning quarterbacks of 24.

Well that all changes today! One of my friends works with a key sponsor of 24 and Fox. On a recent business trip, she was invited to meet some of the writers of 24 at a party. After a few drinks, her and Manny Coto hit it off pretty well and they exchanged email addresses to keep in touch. As a sponsor, she would like to know ahead of time what is going on with the show.

Well….she sent me this email from Manny talking about a favorite character of ours. Yes, RFTR will be glad to hear that Kim Bauer will soon make her glorious return. Thats right, Kim Bauer is coming back later this season! You heard it here first!

Now we have a couple more shockers that we will be coming down the pipe on future episodes of 24. If you are a fan of the show, make sure you check back tomorrow to find out….oh heck, just check back tomorrow for more insider information.