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President Palmer, precursor to President Obama?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

That’s what Dennis Haysbert says, anyway.

Now, look. I know President Palmer (David, not Wayne) is a beloved figure in these here parts, and Obama’s, well, not…

But after I got past the thought that Haysbert has a really healthy ego, I thought he might have a point.

Palmer was beloved by looselugnut libs and right-wing nutjobs alike. He always had the day’s crisis to resolve and so never really expounded on his beliefs about tax breaks, social services or foreign policy (beyond wanting to make sure he was about to bomb the crap out of the correct unnamed nation, which I think pretty much everyone can agree is probably the right course). We have no idea what kind of policies he worked on as commander-in-chief.  He was too busy trying to stay alive or keep the nation from blowing up.

But all that aside, this country’s never had a black presidential candidate who actually stood a reasonable chance of being a major-party nominee, never mind of perhaps even being elected to the highest office.

Is that because seeing virtual black presidents such as Palmer or, maybe, Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact, has made people a little more color-blind? Huh. I dunno, but maybe Haysbert’s not so completely ego-centric?

The perfect gift for the existential 24 fan — or is it?

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

I can just imagine the questions:

If Jack Bauer shoots someone in the knee but they’re already unconscious, does it still hurt?

If Chloe hacks into the DOD network to download SecDef Heller’s recent Amazon.com purchases so Jack can figure out what to buy him for Christmas, is it still illegal?

If Dennis Haysbert is playing an “elite counterterrorist” operative on CBS’ The Unit, does that mean that former President David Palmer can never rise from the dead on 24 on Fox?

If Kiefer Sutherland is serving time for drunk driving, does Jack Bauer now have a police record? Will he lose his top-secret clearance?

What the hell am I talking about?

Three philosophy professors from Tyndale University College and Seminary in Toronto, Canada, have edited a book called “24 and Philosophy: The World According to Jack.”

No, really.

It’ll be released tomorrow (Friday) in Toronto.

Dammit! What about Barnes & Noble? OK, it’s on Amazon.

Profs. Jennifer Hart Weed, Ronald Weed and Richard Davis put together this “witty but philosophical exploration of the methods and motivations used by Jack Bauer and other characters in the highly charged television drama.” They’re the three-person philosophy department at Tyndale and all are fans of the show. They recruited fans from around the world to write essays for the book.

A press release on the book (which is dedicated to Edgar! yay!) gives a taste:

‘What would Jack Bauer do?’ We find ourselves asking ourselves this question more and more often. In fact, it’s the title of one of the chapters. Most of us face moral dilemmas that have the same structure as the ones Jack confronts. Consequently, how he handles them is not only interesting, but could even be helpful in determining how we might handle some dilemmas of our own.

Such as?

• If radical terrorists from an unnamed country blow up a nuke outside of Los Angeles, which farmer’s market is the best one to shop at? What about liquor stores? Which ones will stay open?

• If my girlfriend is captured by the Chinese while searching for me and her brain is scrambled and she becomes even more of an idiot than she already was, is there something wrong with me if I still love her? (Jack, honey, you can do soooo much better, please. Two words: Kate Warner.)

• If I lose my key card for work, maybe, say, because my sister’s a junkie, do I report it immediately or try to get it back covertly?

Here’s a podcast of an interview Jennifer Weed did with a radio station in Connecticut.

These are my philosophical questions:

Is a book like this legit or just another example of how crass commercialism has crept into every single freakin’ aspect of our lives, even those of us in the seminary? (Added Friday 12/21: I was just re-reading this sentence and I just want to clarify — I am not, nor have I ever been, in the seminary. Just wanted to clear up that confusion.)

And, how does a book have a Facebook page?

Methinks Jennifer Hart Weed may have a wee bit of a crush on our dear Jack, too:

Service of the ideal is constant: a belief in protecting the innocent. We care about Jack. We like him. We believe in him. I would definitely sit down and have a beer with Jack Bauer because there are so few people left who believe in ideals anymore. To get somebody whose beliefs go beyond themselves – that’s somebody I want to have a beer with.

That’s very nice and all, Dr. Weed, but don’t tell Jack you want to get “bombed” with him. You’re liable to find yourself up against a wall, your neck firmly in Jack’s grip. And don’t drive with him after you’ve finished drinking, either. He doesn’t have a very good record when it comes to driving drunk.

Partially cross-posted on Remote Access.

Check it out

Friday, November 16th, 2007

A reporter in Fayetteville came up with a pretty funny hour of 24, either proving or disproving the need for a professional staff of scribes.

Here ’tis.

24: Season 1, episodes 5-7

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

24_logo_season5s.jpg Note: As promised, I’ve begun watching Season 1 of 24 and am blogging on one episode a week episodes after I see them, as a run-up to Season 7. Remember, I’m pretending I know nothing about Seasons 2-6, so blah blah blah, yackety schmackety.

I know, I’ve been very remiss in blogging on Season 1. Life’s been busy.

But this weekend, as all the sick people in my house napped, I watched episodes 5, 6 and 7 in a row and am back in the action.

And action it was!

I’ll deal with this character group by character group:

First up: The Palmers.

OK, what is up with this family? They make the Clinton and Bush families seem normal. The entire family knows that little Palmer accidentally killed the man who raped his sister and that family hatchet man “Carl” helped them cover it up and no one thought Papa Palmer should know?

Of course, if he had known, this storyline wouldn’t be nearly so dramatic, but still. I think he needs to rethink his relationship with his family. His son obviously has major father issues; his daughter obviously doesn’t want to do anything to harm daddy; and Sherry, well, I appear to have been wrong about her.

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Sherry seems to have a very conniving side to her. I’m guessing we’ll see more of that as time wears on. The true character of many characters here seems to be coming out only now.

The big Q: Will all Palmers be by David’s side for the early morning breakfast? We shall see.

Next up: Kim and Terri Bauer

Kim has flashes of not being an idiot, but just can’t sustain them.

Now that her remaining kidnapper (in these three episodes, the meaner — and less attractive, how fortunate! — of the two kidnappers is shot point blank in the head by Gaines) is on her side (he has been sweet on her from the beginning) is on her side, she has the chance to get outta there.

While I understand that she doesn’t feel like she can leave her mom, she would have a much better chance of getting Teri free, it seems, if she escaped with kidnap boy and got to her dad, telling him where Teri was.

As for Teri, how shocked was she to realize the guy she thought she was with was actually dead? And what a blow to Jack to find that out. He’s totally screwed. I can’t even fathom how he’s going to get out of this one.

Then we have: Jack Bauer & CTU

I’m not sure how the bad guys have managed to hook into every single camera everywhere. In the hospital, in CTU, etc. OK, I understand CTU, given that there’s a spy there, but in the hospital? How’d they work that out?

It seems obvious that Gaines & Co. are going to try to either have Jack kill Palmer himself or at least be framed for his death. Can’t imagine why else Gaines would be having Jack head over to the breakfast.

Of course, we’re not all that far into the 24-hour cycle, so I’m not sure how that’s going to work. We have a lot of day ahead of us. Dennis Haysbert is listed as a star, not a guest star, so I can only think he’s not going to die. At least, not so early in the day.

As for CTU, it seems that George Mason has come to recognize that Jack is not a total rogue and actually knows a bit of what he’s doing. I’m glad he finally trusted Jack a bit. I think that Mason isn’t as bad a guy as he’s appeared to be up until this point — perhaps the bad things he did were for a reason; Jack’s done some iffy things already that we’ve accepted because we know he has a good reason.

Totally stunned when Jack shot Nina, and even more so when Tony discovered Jack had given Nina a flak jacket and she got up and walked away from her would-be grave. Talk about a dramatic moment when he shot her. I was on the edge of my seat!

He obviously wanted to shoot her in the back because there’d be less of a chance of him missing the jacket and hitting her; in the front, the jacket could have slipped open and he could have actually shot her for real.

But what about Jamie? She obviously is the spy. Teri calls, gets her, asks for help escaping her kidnapper and Jamie sends the bad guys to get her. Wow. She’s one of the only people Jack actually did trust in CTU. Makes it a little more clear as to why she didn’t want Milo working on that key card (what an annoying person he was! But Eric Balfour, the actor, looked better than he did when he was on Six Feet Under and had a shaved head.).

Wonder who’s going to figure out she’s on the wrong side. My money’s on Tony. He’s kind of a jerk, but he does seem to have his head on straight and seems to want to actually do his job and do it well. And actor Carlos Bernard has finally stopped that weird “voice” he was using, a half-whisper that just sounded like he had a cold.

I think that wraps it up.

In all, an excellent three-episode arc. Plenty of drama and payoff. Can’t believe the fake Alan York killed Janet after all she’d been through to survive. The Nina killing was utterly dramatic and fabulous. The show’s definitely picking up steam.


24: Season 1, episode 4

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

24_logo_season5s.jpgNote: As promised, I’ve begun watching Season 1 of 24 and am blogging on one episode a week, as a run-up to Season 7. Remember, I’m pretending I know nothing about Seasons 2-6, so blah blah blah, yackety schmackety.Whoa. Even though it’s a bit cliched in the thriller genre, it was downright creepy when the van carrying a kidnapped Kim Bauer drove right past the car Teri Bauer and Janet’s dad were in. I just wanted to scream at the TV, “SHE’S IN THERE!!!”

I thought the whole side plot, though, of Teri and Janet’s dad (can’t remember his name, and I don’t really care enough to look it up, he seems so like a disposable plot point), was quite silly, however. I understand that if I were looking for my daughter I might feel as strongly as he did. But I’d also try to make nice with the cop in hopes that he’d come along and help us out rather than do everything in my power to antagonize him.

24-cast-season1.jpgTeri was far more reasonable, but I guess being married to a government agent makes it a little likely she’d understand how it all works.

OK, so Janet — I did heave a sigh of relief when the ambulance just happened by and picked her up (but it did seem weird that an ambulance would just be meandering around this totally deserted neighborhood at night, no?) just in the nick of time. Mr. Kidnapper Man preparing to shoot her was cold.

Kim, though I probably would have been screaming and fighting just as much as she was if I were kidnapped, just annoyed the bejeezus out of me. I wanted to slap her and was kind of relieved when Nice Kidnapper Man did. Gaines was an interesting addition; wonder if he’s telling the truth to Kim when he says she’ll be OK in a couple days if she goes along with him.

Speaking of, knock me over with a feather when the bad guy Jack helps capture spills that he knows something about Kim’s kidnapping. What on earth could her kidnapping have to do with David Palmer’s assassination? Correct me if I’m wrong, but the keycard was supposed to have information regarding the assassination plot on it, and that’s where this address came from. Color me curious.

Jack sure was.

He was also pretty torn up that that cop was killed. He felt really badly about it; here he was, trying to do his job and this cop was just trying to help him out and what does she get for her trouble? Death.

The question is, was the janitor working with the bad guys? Was he there to distract the cop so the bad guy could get the drop on her? What connection does this building have to the assassination attempt (or Kim’s kidnapping, for that matter) anyway?

As for the assassination attempt, really glad Palmer’s taking it seriously. Agent Pierce, despite not having many answers, finally managed to impress upon him that this wasn’t just a bunch of rumors, but some good intel. What he or anyone else can do about it, I’m not so sure.

While I understand Palmer’s desire to not hide on Primary Day, what good does winning the election do if you’re dead? I had the feeling Pierce really wanted to say that to him.

As for Palmer’s son, I think that David does indeed wonder if his son killed the guy who raped his sister (what is this, 24 or All My Children?), and I have a feeling it may turn out to be true. But even if Kevin’s former therapist is telling the truth, isn’t it a huge breach of ethics for him to say that? What ever happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?
Back at CTU, things are getting very interesting. Is Jack indeed a rogue agent? We know he isn’t lying to Jamie in that Walsh told him he could trust Jamie and not anyone else. But George Mason made some major points with Nina, asking if she would ask the same of Jack as he’s asking of her.

It seems pretty sure that Mason’s a bad guy, but is he the bad guy? Hmmm. Lots of stuff to ponder.

Season 1, episode 2

Friday, September 7th, 2007

24_logo_season5s.jpgNote: As promised, I’ve begun watching Season 1 of 24 and am blogging on one episode a week, as a run-up to Season 7. Remember, I’m pretending I know nothing about Seasons 2-6, so no snarky comments about how I’m an idiot because I think Tony’s a jerk or Sherry Palmer’s a stand-up woman. Ahem.

Wow. I honestly have to say I was shocked when Nina Myers’ name came up as the potential mole. I’d suspect Tony before Nina. I mean, why is he so intent on finding out what Jack is doing?

But besides the fact that Nina seems so unlikely as the mole, I find it hard to believe the truth about that would come out in only the second episode. I’m thinking there’s got to be more to this. Unfortunately, the body count is already stacking up and two people died in getting this information into Jack Bauer’s hot little hands. Nice toss by Walsh.
I wonder if someone else (Tony seems a likely suspect, especially considering he’s dating Nina) used Nina’s computer to encode the Palmer info on the keycard to frame her in case the information ever came to light.

24-cast-season1.jpgMeanwhile, we check in on the probable future president or soon-to-be assassinated presidential candidate David Palmer. I like this guy, but really wonder what it is he’s trying to hide. What’s the story that the reporter called him on? Why’d he leave the hotel suite to meet up with this mysterious “Carl”?

Hopefully, Secret Service Agent Aaron Pierce will track him down before any harm comes to Palmer. Pierce had a calming presence.

Mandy and her cohorts had the opposite effect.

What’s up with Mandy’s partner, refusing to hand over the goods? They’ve been paid. It seems to me, though, that bad people shouldn’t double-cross their evil partners. That never seems to work out well.

And this Jonathan is an awfully good shot (shooting an egg off a chain-link fence?!), so it doesn’t seem like it’s a good idea to piss him off too much. That was some pretty fast plastic surgery, though.

Lastly, we have Kim. It’s pretty obvious now that these boys aren’t just in it for a joyride with some drunk girls. While the girls’ virtue may be relatively safe, they’re in an awful lot of danger.

Janet just got at least one arm broken (can’t imagine anything less after being smashed against a car door with a tire iron!) and is totally drugged up. Kim seems to be kinda safe right now as the masterminds “don’t want her injured.”

But who are these “masterminds”? Are they connected to the Palmer assassination or are there two things going on at the same time?

And was there a weird bit of chemistry between Janet’s dad and Teri Bauer? Something strange between them.

Check back next week to see where things go from here.

See it again, for the first time

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Note: As promised, I’ve begun watching Season 1 of 24 and will start weekly blog posts on it today. As I’ve previously confessed, I never did watch the first season of the Jack Bauer show and am finally catching up. I vowed to watch the show as if I’d never seen an episode before, so no smartass comments about how I’m an idiot because I think Jack should trust Nina and how Sherry Palmer seems very grounded. Shaddup and read and pretend you’ve never seen it either.)

24-cast-season1.jpgAn interesting concept, this, having a show take place in “real time.” Hopefully we won’t have to see any potty breaks or boring lunches in the cafeteria — “What!? You’re out of tater tots? I want to speak to the manager!”

But based on this first hour, there doesn’t appear to be much downtime on 24.

The main characters appear to be the Bauer family and presidential candidate David Palmer.

Palmer’s a senator who is likely to be the first major-party African-American candidate for president. Actor Dennis Haysbert has a very serene quality to him and I really liked the interaction between him and his wife, Sherry, played by Penny Johnson Jerald. She seems very grounded, a very solid political wife; a true asset to his campaign.

There is some sort of mystery here, though, as he almost threatened a television reporter on the phone about not running some story; he refused to tell Sherry what the story was about though. I felt badly for her as he closed the sliding glass door on her after she pushed him to tell her what the call was about. This seems like one of those things that he’s better off being honest with her about right off the bat rather than hiding from her. I can’t help but think this will come back to haunt him.

Speaking of wives, I wonder if Teri Bauer really has forgiven Jack for having an affair with his colleague, Nina Myers. It wasn’t made clear that she knew exactly why it was that Jack had moved out, but it seemed like she did. If not, that’s gonna come back to bite him in the butt; that’s not the kind of thing that stays secret for long on a television show, you know?

They seem to have their hands full with their teenaged daughter, Kimberly. She plays all nice and sugary sweet with Daddy, then all but ignores her mom and then sneaks out the bedroom window to meet some college guys at a furniture store with her friend.

Yeah, like that’s gonna turn out well. It’s obvious the guys don’t plan on taking Kim home, even though they promised to. Given that her dad’s a government agent, I don’t think that’s a really good idea to get him pissed off.

But her being missing couldn’t happen on a worse night. The Los Angeles division of the Counter-Terrorism Unit, or CTU, has received intel that there will be an assassination attempt on Palmer’s life. They’ve got to find the assassin and, hopefully, figure out who ordered the hit, before time runs out. With his daughter missing, Jack can’t help but be distracted.

Good thing his wife is with the father of Kimberly’s friend; at least she has someone to help her look and keep her occupied (and, probably, prevent her from being mad at her husband. But let’s get real. He’s a government agent. If he’s being called into work in the middle of the night, there’s probably something bad happening.)

Speaking of something bad happening, Jack is not only tasked with trying to foil and solve this assassination attempt, but he’s also ordered to figure out who within CTU is in on the plot. Yep, there’s a mole. Jack doesn’t think he’s up to the job because he previously took down three CTU agents who were corrupt, so no one who’s doing wrong will ever dream of opening up to him. But it’s for that very reason that his boss believes Jack’s the only man he can trust in CTU.

Jack is told to suspect everyone, and indeed the first person he meets with, George Mason (from “division”), seems to totally be on the wrong side of things. He acts very suspiciously, but I have to admit I was totally shocked when Jack shot him in the knee with a tranquilizer dart. Of course, Jack was right to suspect him, and he’d done bad things, and Mason gives Jack the info he asked for.

I find it hard to believe that Mason is actually the mole, however, because that would be far too simple. It’s hard to say who the bad guy might be. Perhaps he should open up to his partner (and former lover), Nina. She immediately helped him hide Mason. She seems like the kind of person he can trust. But his boss did say not to trust anyone.

This CTU guy, Tony, however, is a big jerk. He’s going to be trouble. Can’t say I think he’s the mole, but he is pretty obnoxious. It’s obvious Jack is a supervisor of some sort; Tony’s gotta just step up to the plate and deal with it.

Now, as for the assassin, that was pretty interesting. I completely thought that photographer was the assassin at first, and Palmer’s aide was in on the plan. That ditzy chick sitting next to him, Mandy, was a total revelation when she quit the drunk, hot passenger act and killed that stewardess and blew up the plane. Wow. She’ll be a force to be reckoned with.

I like the tinking digital clock idea, too. But did you notice how every time they gave an idea of when something would happen, it was a time frame that would have pushed it right over into the next hour, i.e., the next episode? Nice. Guess they want to hook people into watching the next episode. Not a bad way to do it.

Anyhow, all in all, a very compelling hour of television. Good characters, interesting plot. Let’s see where this season takes us.

The Who’s Who of 24 Villains – Walt Cummings

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Blogs4Bauer has ranked the hottest women of 24, now we’re looking at the people we love to see Jack Bauer hate on. We rank em, Jack breaks ‘em and now we continue our listing of the Top 10 – 24 Villains of all time.

This next villain had sex with Audrey Raines and then hung himself.

WaltName: Walt Cummings
Season: Four and Five
Occupation: Charles Logan’s Karl Rove
First seen:
11:00pm – Day 4
Last Seen:
2:00pm – Day 5
Status:
Dead

You know why Audrey liked Walt? He was “well hung“. Get it?

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Walt however, entered the fray as Vice President Logan’s Head of Security during Season 4. Somehow that later qualified him to become the Chief of Staff in Season 5. Before you question that line of succession, remember we are talking about the show 24.

Anyway, when Walt first appears, he’s trying to curb the constant use of torture that was almost as common in Season 4 as the word “dammit“. Jack Bauer was just trying to abuse the rights of a terrorist and save the world. Walt was worried that allowing this to happen would tarnish the Logan presidency. This, if you watched Season 5, is a really funny joke.

So he has already tried to stop Jack Bauer from torturing a bad guy. Next, he conspired with the secret service to KILL Jack Bauer after Jack Bauer’s raid on the Chinese consulate. Jack Bauer ends up in a shootout and dies, but he was only faking it.

With Jack out of the way, Walt had sex with Audrey. When he asked her “why the long face“, she left him and went to China to look for Jack.

With the opening of the 5th worst day in Jack Bauer’s life, Walt is still working for Logan, but also with a Russian separatist group because the terrorist-as-a-Muslim plot was played out and the writers of 24 needed some other ethnic group with fewer activists.

We learn that Walt had a hand in the deaths of All State spokesman David Palmer and Michelle Dessler. Knowing that Jack would not like the loss of ad revenue from the missing insurance spots, Walt also tried to have him killed (again), this time by the “let’s put a mole in CTU” scheme. It fails and allows Jack puts another notch in his belt. Spense Wolff also put another notch in his belt but for other geekier reasons.

Walt Cummings: No, Mr. President, I am a patriot!

With Jack on his tail, Walt pulls out the infamous WMDs in Central Asia/War for oil speech and the three non-Republican viewers of 24 cheer him on. Logan has Bauer arrested, but he gets out and then pulls a classic Bauer move. Jack pulls a knife and threatens to pop out one of Walt’s eyes. Walt asks him to pop out both so he can rid himself of the image of having sex with Audrey.

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Jack Bauer: I’m done talking with you, you understand me? You’ve read my file. The first thing I’m going to do is take out your right eye, and then I’m gonna move over and take out your left, and then I’m going to cut you. I’m gonna keep cutting you until you give me the information that I need. Do you understand me? So for the last time, where is the nerve gas?

Walt is later found hanging in his holding cell. Supposedly Logan had him killed.

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Final Rankings (out of 10)
Meanness: 1
Coolness: 2
Reign of Terror: 3
Sexiness: 8
Total Points: 14

The Who’s Who of 24 Villains

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Blogs4Bauer has ranked the hottest women of 24, (you’ve gotta admit, there’s no reason whatsoever to rank the hottest men of 24, unless you conceded right off the bat that Jack’s No. 1 and everyone else is just sloppy seconds).

Anyway, now we’re looking at the people we love to hate. From we break down the top villains of our favorite show and reveal the Top 10 – 24 Villains of all time.

Today, we look at the hottest male villain. It was a tough call and Vladimir Bierko almost made it (sorry, Julian Sands), but I had to go in another direction.

syedali.JPGName: Syed Ali
Season: Two
Occupation: Leader of Second Wave, an Islamic fundamentalist terrorist group.
First seen:
4:00pm-5:00pm
Last Seen:
11:00pm-12:00am
Status:
Dead

Syed Ali recruited the woman who was perhaps the hottest female 24 villain (other than Mandy, OK Wyatt?), Marie Warner.

The best thing about Marie, however, was that her involvement brought us the best Bauer Girl yet, her sister, Kate Warner.

But this is about Ali. Sorry, got sidetracked.

Ali was the mastermind of the Season 2 plot to nuke L.A. (the bad guys didn’t get this accomplished until Season 6, remember).

Using intel from Nina Myers, Ali attacks CTU with C4 explosives to keep them busy and unable to investigate his bomb plot. Shockingly, this does not stop Jack.

Anyhow, Ali had planned to fly the Cessna loaded with the nuke all by his lonesome, the ultimate suicide bombing. But before he heads out to the airfield, he stops at a mosque to pray. Bad choice. That’s where Jack captures him and starts torturing him.

Given that Ali was about to nuke himself along with L.A., the torture’s not all that effective. So Jack ups the ante and sets up a video connection to Ali’s family, who are tied to chairs and being held by gunmen.

He still refuses to give Jack any info, so Jack gives the signal and Ali’s son is executed in cold blood. That works.

After George Mason (already dying of radiation exposure) sacrifices himself by flying the nuke over the desert to be detonated, the U.S. wants to retaliate against whoever’s reponsible. CTU raids Ali’s hotel room and finds a recorded conversation (henceforth known as the “Cyprus recording”) between Ali and high-ranking officials from his and two other unnamed Middle Eastern countries.

Michelle and Jack don’t believe the recording is real. Jack tells Ali that his son isn’t really dead. Ali again insists the recording is fake, but he’s then assassinated. Jack must then prove the Cyprus recording is fake.

This whole plot line leads to the removal of President David Palmer by his Cabinet under the 25th Amendment and his eventual reinstatement because, of course, Jack was right, he was right all along.

It turns out that Marie Warner helped Ali bring the bomb into the country, in part by funnelling at least $475K from her dad’s company to Ali for Second Wave. She shoots a CTU agent and her fiance, Reza, in cold blood to prevent the truth from coming out. But Marie’s ultimate motivations and how she got involved with Ali are never really explained.

Extra: Palmer’s temporary removal led to an abiding friendship with Secret Service Agent Aaron Pierce, who became one of the coolest of the cool in later seasons. (Pierce was in Season 1 as well; he and Jack Bauer are the only two characters to appear in every single season so far. Here’s hoping he’s in Season 7.)

Also, Day 2 is set 18 months after Day 1 and is believed to take place in September 2005.

ALSO, this is the infamous cougar bait season. It has nothing to do with Ali, unfortunately, but has provided much wonderful humor for years.

Final Rankings (out of 10)
Meanness: 4
Coolness: 4
Reign of Terror: 5
Sexiness: 10
Total Points: 23