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Stabby Hayes Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this picture in the comments section before Renee turns the knife on you! The winners will be announced on Monday, February 15th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V The K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. “Calm down. Get hold of yourself!” (A la the movie Airplane!) – Nudniq
2. “Look, I’m sorry I called you four-eyes. Now let go of me!” – RT

WINNER! – “Dammit! I said I wanted to stick IT in YOU!” – Heyhilbo

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Accessing Chloe’s Lap(top) Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wiki)

Got a funny caption for this photo? Put it in the comments section, or we’ll send Zombie Tony Almieda to your house. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 8th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V The K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. Chloe: “It looks like you just got outbid on that stripper pole on ebay.” – Sunny
2. “Really? I’m trying to retask a satellite for Jack, and you want to comment on the Kill Counter?” – James

WINNER! – “There Chloe. I’ve added NCIS to your favorite TV shows list.” – D.Dean

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1. Kim suddenly regretted her decision to use lighter fluid as a fabric softener.
2. “Ouch, my leg is on fire”
3. Cougar-speak: medium rare
4. Being a blond, Kim was accustomed to burning sensations.  However this time it burned and she wasn’t even peeing.  Strange.
5.  After saving RFTR’s computer from the wreck, all that Kim was able to uncover was that he had an unhealthy obsession with her and unicorns.

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Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or Jack Bauer will have to go all Tony Almeida on your ass. Here are a few to get you going:

1. RFTR and Kim Bauer spend some “quality time” in his secret underground lair.
2. Hey, look at that: Unlike Janis Gold, Kim sits when she pees!
3. Sadly, even lo-def is not Kim’s friend anymore!

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1. Bauer-speak: Foreplay
2. And your designs SUCK!
3. The walls are painted a light color and the lamp adds a nice element, while the body really ties the room together.
4. Jack Bauer smelled a trap, there’s no way a group of gay Islamo-terrorists would ever wear clothes like this.
5. Nobody was hurt when Jack Bauer and Renee raided Blogs4Bauer – but RFTR got handcuffed by Renee and hasn’t shut up about it since.

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Jack Bauer and Agent Renee Walker

1. Jack, did you just oink at me?
2. “Ok, so you have a lot of Sarah McLaughlin and Indigo Girls on your iPod – I still don’t get what you’re trying to tell me”
3. If laughter is the best medicine, why the hell are you making me listen to Dane Cook?
4. Senator Spector, this is Jack Bauer.  We need to talk.
5. “Kim, calm down.  What did the cougar do to your kid?  Wait, you have a kid? DAMMIT”

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Then submit your 24 posts to the weekly Carnival of Bauer!!!

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 1. I’m just saying, we’re both single now. You aren’t getting any younger. (Jack Bauer’s tact with the ladies was legendary)
2. You don’t understand Jack, you didn’t kill this guy so it doesn’t count as a point.  Now give me a ‘dammit’ or get the hell out of here!
3. Jack, terrorists are going to release bio weapons and kill thousands of Americans.  But more importantly, there’s a bottle over there – make sure it gets recycled!!!  
4. Renee was having the worst day of her life – her boyfriend was killed, she had to shoot someone and she tormented a baby.  For Jack, it’s Thursday.
5. Jack was turned on, Renee was wearing his favorite color, blood.

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Make sure to submit your 24-related post to The Carnival of Bauer!!!

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1. Moooooo
2. Kim, the butt chin is from your mother’s side of the family, along with the lack of basic survival skills.
3. Kim, just tell me where I can find this RFTR character and I will deal with him my own…painful way. 
4. So basically the previews make it appear that you’re back but actually you just need to cry a bit and leave.  You should be done by lunch.
5. Kim, I don’t know how to tell you this…but I’m not really dying.  The Chinese forced me to watch Captivity and if I could survive that, I can pretty much survive anything.

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1. Moooooo
2. Hot….not….hot….hot…not….not.  Do you need me for anything else?
3. Check out this eharmony match Jack, she sounds perfect for you – RedHawt – SWF just out of relationship with a turd burgler – looking for action, adventure, baby torture.  
4. Excuse me, can I get in there and update my Facebook status?
5. We have cross-referenced the number of boxes of wine sold and now have Amy V’s exact location.

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1. Me worried?  I’m not the one wearing red.
2. Jack Bauer already knew how to deal with Hazmat after-all, he dated Paris Hilton a couple years back.
3.  I didn’t inhale…
4. The virus donned the protective gear so they didn’t catch a case of Jack Bauer.
5. Jack Bauer was surprised to see the Hazmat team arrive so soon.  Hazmat was surprised Jack actually wore underwear.  ”There were no pee stains, I mean he’s running around for 16 hours and hasn’t taken a leak once” said Hazmat.

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1. Sorry Jack, my pregnant wife washed my red shirt with the whites.  Am I still going to die?
2. “Well Jack, you could shoot him and still get a point…technically he’s not a good guy…will you just yell ‘dammit’ and ‘cover me’ before you shoot him?”  Tony was letting his kill counter addiction get the best of him.
3. While Jack was pressing Carl for information, Tony was imagining Carl’s brains on a platter topped with some gorgonzola with a side of steamed veggies and a nice Merlot.
4. Meanwhile, zombies watching at home were outraged because everyzombie knows brains go better with chardonnay.

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1. Obama’s new health care plan includes a controversial assisted suicide clause.
2. Ok…ok you convinced me, I’ll move my checking account over to Bank of America.  
3.  Scene: Hospital Room…and then the hospital patient started spewing kool-aid out of his ears and turned into a Chinchilla as Jack Bauer and Walter Bishop looked on.  Walter then looks over at Bauer and yells “Ohhh Yeahhhh”.  Fox’s Fringe/24 partnership thankfully never got off the ground.
4. What?  Were you expecting House?
5. “Dinner?  I have a can of whoopass here with your name on it…for dinner” – by the time Season 7 rolled around, the writers of 24 were scraping the bottom of the barrel for Jackisms.

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1. Bill, knock off the mime crap 
2. Jack, you assaulted someone on your own side.  Do you know what that means?  CTU IS BACK!
3. Jack Bauer makes jail cells scared
4. Bill, tell Patrick Kennedy if he pukes on my shoes one more time…
5. Side effects of Jack Bauers hugs include sleepiness, loss of bowel movements, and jail time.

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1. “Paradise by the Server Light” by Meatloaf
2. I MOLE you…
3. Is that a protractor in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
4. Listen, have you seen yourself in HD?  Girl, it looks like an image from the Mars Rover, really.
5. According to my Ironman digital watch, we’ve got about 13 hours before Jack rips off my scrotum with a set of pliers.

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1. Sorry Janis, those nutjobs at Blogs4Bauer just don’t like you very much.
2. 11000111011100
3. Looks like Obama’s stimulus plan includes $10,000,000,000 for mole employment programs – CTU is back!
4. No, purple makes you look fat AND stupid. Duh.
5. They’re all zombies, grab an ax.

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