Shoots And Spatters Caption Contest
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Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or we’ll shove you into an oxygen chamber. The winners will be announced on Monday. March, 15th. Good luck!
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The Dirty Half-Dozen Caption Contest
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Submit your caption to this pic in the comments section or we’ll dress you in a red CTU shirt. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 8th. Good luck!
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Top Three Comments:
3. “OK. As senior member, I get the pretty one. The rest of you get the fat friends.” – Ettublogge
2. “Screw Mapquest. I’m tellin’ ya, there’s no Hooters on this block.” – D. Dean
WINNER! – “OK, OK CTU says there is a Shell station a block ahead, I’ll C4 the door to the mens room and you can all pee. Next time, do that before we leave.” – Dick Lepre
RedHot Potato Caption Contest
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Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or we’ll send a naked Dana Walsh to your house – and no one wants that. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 1st. Good luck!
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Top Three Entries:
3. “I’d like to know where you were hiding that com device when you were with that Russian guy you pin cushioned.” – Heyhilbo
2. Chloe mumbling under her breath: “I beg and plead to get Jack involved and he refused. Then Agent RedHot comes along and plays all damsel in distress and Jack jumps in faster than a Jack Rabbit on a date.. BITCH!!!” – Sunny
WINNER! – Chloe: If I just move my hand 6 inches closer.
Renee: And I move my hand 6 inches closer.
Chloe: And I take a 1/2 step closer.
Renee: And I move back 1/2 step.
Chloe: And I put my around you near your ample chest.
Renee: And I hold you hand upon my breast.
Chloe: And I reach for my laptop with my other hand.
Renee: And I slowly reach into my sweater for a knife.
Chloe: And I ram the laptop on your head.
Renee: As I turn and plunge my knife into your stomach.
Jack: And that girls, is what I call foreplay. – Ettubloge
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Jack The Knife Caption Contest
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Put your funny caption for this photo in the comments section or we’ll poison you with nuclear rods. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 22nd. Good luck!
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Top Three Entries:
3. “I told you people in wardrobe that I do not wear white dress shirts.” – Juan Paxety
2. “Don’t you EVER again call me Mitch Rapp!” – D. Dean
WINNER! – “The next time you drink the last of the milk, don’t put the empty carton back in the refrigerator!” – RT
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Stabby Hayes Caption Contest
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Caption this picture in the comments section before Renee turns the knife on you! The winners will be announced on Monday, February 15th. Good luck!
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Top Three Entries:
3. “Calm down. Get hold of yourself!” (A la the movie Airplane!) – Nudniq
2. “Look, I’m sorry I called you four-eyes. Now let go of me!” – RT
WINNER! – “Dammit! I said I wanted to stick IT in YOU!” – Heyhilbo
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Accessing Chloe’s Lap(top) Caption Contest
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Got a funny caption for this photo? Put it in the comments section, or we’ll send Zombie Tony Almieda to your house. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 8th. Good luck!
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Top Three Entries:
3. Chloe: “It looks like you just got outbid on that stripper pole on ebay.” – Sunny
2. “Really? I’m trying to retask a satellite for Jack, and you want to comment on the Kill Counter?” – James
WINNER! – “There Chloe. I’ve added NCIS to your favorite TV shows list.” – D.Dean
1. Kim suddenly regretted her decision to use lighter fluid as a fabric softener.
2. “Ouch, my leg is on fire”
3. Cougar-speak: medium rare
4. Being a blond, Kim was accustomed to burning sensations. However this time it burned and she wasn’t even peeing. Strange.
5. After saving RFTR’s computer from the wreck, all that Kim was able to uncover was that he had an unhealthy obsession with her and unicorns.
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Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or Jack Bauer will have to go all Tony Almeida on your ass. Here are a few to get you going:
1. RFTR and Kim Bauer spend some “quality time” in his secret underground lair.
2. Hey, look at that: Unlike Janis Gold, Kim sits when she pees!
3. Sadly, even lo-def is not Kim’s friend anymore!
1. Bauer-speak: Foreplay
2. And your designs SUCK!
3. The walls are painted a light color and the lamp adds a nice element, while the body really ties the room together.
4. Jack Bauer smelled a trap, there’s no way a group of gay Islamo-terrorists would ever wear clothes like this.
5. Nobody was hurt when Jack Bauer and Renee raided Blogs4Bauer – but RFTR got handcuffed by Renee and hasn’t shut up about it since.
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Then submit your 24 posts to the weekly Carnival of Bauer!!!
1. Jack, did you just oink at me?
2. “Ok, so you have a lot of Sarah McLaughlin and Indigo Girls on your iPod – I still don’t get what you’re trying to tell me”
3. If laughter is the best medicine, why the hell are you making me listen to Dane Cook?
4. Senator Spector, this is Jack Bauer. We need to talk.
5. “Kim, calm down. What did the cougar do to your kid? Wait, you have a kid? DAMMIT”
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Then submit your 24 posts to the weekly Carnival of Bauer!!!
1. I’m just saying, we’re both single now. You aren’t getting any younger. (Jack Bauer’s tact with the ladies was legendary)
2. You don’t understand Jack, you didn’t kill this guy so it doesn’t count as a point. Now give me a ‘dammit’ or get the hell out of here!
3. Jack, terrorists are going to release bio weapons and kill thousands of Americans. But more importantly, there’s a bottle over there – make sure it gets recycled!!!
4. Renee was having the worst day of her life – her boyfriend was killed, she had to shoot someone and she tormented a baby. For Jack, it’s Thursday.
5. Jack was turned on, Renee was wearing his favorite color, blood.
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Make sure to submit your 24-related post to The Carnival of Bauer!!!
1. Moooooo
2. Kim, the butt chin is from your mother’s side of the family, along with the lack of basic survival skills.
3. Kim, just tell me where I can find this RFTR character and I will deal with him my own…painful way.
4. So basically the previews make it appear that you’re back but actually you just need to cry a bit and leave. You should be done by lunch.
5. Kim, I don’t know how to tell you this…but I’m not really dying. The Chinese forced me to watch Captivity and if I could survive that, I can pretty much survive anything.
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1. Moooooo
2. Hot….not….hot….hot…not….not. Do you need me for anything else?
3. Check out this eharmony match Jack, she sounds perfect for you – RedHawt – SWF just out of relationship with a turd burgler – looking for action, adventure, baby torture.
4. Excuse me, can I get in there and update my Facebook status?
5. We have cross-referenced the number of boxes of wine sold and now have Amy V’s exact location.
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1. Me worried? I’m not the one wearing red.
2. Jack Bauer already knew how to deal with Hazmat after-all, he dated Paris Hilton a couple years back.
3. I didn’t inhale…
4. The virus donned the protective gear so they didn’t catch a case of Jack Bauer.
5. Jack Bauer was surprised to see the Hazmat team arrive so soon. Hazmat was surprised Jack actually wore underwear. ”There were no pee stains, I mean he’s running around for 16 hours and hasn’t taken a leak once” said Hazmat.
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1. Sorry Jack, my pregnant wife washed my red shirt with the whites. Am I still going to die?
2. “Well Jack, you could shoot him and still get a point…technically he’s not a good guy…will you just yell ‘dammit’ and ‘cover me’ before you shoot him?” Tony was letting his kill counter addiction get the best of him.
3. While Jack was pressing Carl for information, Tony was imagining Carl’s brains on a platter topped with some gorgonzola with a side of steamed veggies and a nice Merlot.
4. Meanwhile, zombies watching at home were outraged because everyzombie knows brains go better with chardonnay.
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