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Logan’s Run Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll ask Charles Logan to offer you a drink – by smashing a decanter into your skull. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 31st. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. If you want to get back with Martha, touch or say “1,” If you want Jack to blow your brains out, touch or say “2.” – Dick Lepre
2. “First we use the laser to get rid of the bags under your eyes. When we have a week or so we’ll go to work on that turkey neck of yours.” – Jim

WINNER! – As you can expect, even the telemarketers in the world of 24 often go to extremes to keep people on the line. – Anthony

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Darth Bauer Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section, or Jack will impale you with a letter opener. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 24th.

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Top Three Entries:
3. “I . . . AM . . . IRON MAN!” – BauerIsGod
2. “High occupancy lane means high occupancy lane….” – Rodney Dill

WINNER! – “I said, take your frakkin antenna down BEFORE you come through the car wash, ASSHOLE!” – Roger Dee

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Russian To Die Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section, or Jack will break out the blowtorch. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 17th. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “Hey Bauer, wanna play strip Russian roulette?” – Sunny
2. “Mr Bauer, Hold still, I’m going to shoot you right in the crotch and I must squint because it is so very tiny.” – Heyhilbo

WINNER! – Tony has really let himself go.Jack Bauer

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Bullets Over Broadway Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll send Arlo over to sexually harass you. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 10th. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “Dammit! I told you to wear the white shirt for the wet t-shirt contest!” – Loren Silverman
2. “One last time: Where did you put my Cool Ranch Doritos and Cherry Coke!?” – RT

WINNER! – Watch it Jack. She’s engaged to Cole, so she’s not used to something long and hard pointed at her.Jack Bauer

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Shoot The Hostage Caption Contest
(Source: Wiki 24)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll make you grow a cheesy D.B. Sweeney mustache. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 3rd.

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Top Three Entries:
3. “Jack. Put down the caulk gun!” – Jack Bauer
2. “Bring in Zombie Red Hot or this writer dies.” – Juan Paxety

WINNER! – Jack: “The last time a guy told me to go F-myself I cut off his penis and shoved it up his ass.” – Sunny

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Cankles For The Memories Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this pic in the comments section or we’ll ship you off to Fort Dix. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 26th. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “That’s right, if you’ll just take a seat on the casting couch, we can move on to the next part of this audition.” – Lawyer For Hire
2. “Thank you for tuning into The Jack Bauer show. My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time. Dammit.” – Jack Bauer

WINNER! – “I’m sorry, Jack; this isn’t going to work. I see what happens to women when you sex them up.” – Cwcoyne

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Is This The End Of Zombie Renee? Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section before Renee’s body gets cold. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 19th. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “This never happens to the guy on ‘Burn Notice.’” – Mrs. Crankipants
2. Knowing that Tony and Renee are doing it in hell, Jack breaks down. – Dick Lepre

WINNER! – “Today is like the 3rd worst day of my life.”Jack Bauer

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Touch Of Death Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll ask President Taylor to make you feel uncomfortable. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 12th. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “It’s true Ethan. They traded McNabb.” – D. Dean
2. Ethel marvels at how close the new Remington Flex and Pivot electric shaver gets to the skin, but without the unsightly razor rash other models can leave. – Jeremy from We Took the Bait

WINNER! – Yes, grandma, it’s been a while. You can stop pinching my cheeks now. – Cwcoyne

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Kill Counter Tease Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll send President Elvis over to restyle your hair. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 5th. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “Everyone but the blond guy and the redhead.
Everyone but the blond guy and the redhead.
Everyone but the blond guy and the redhead.
Damn, this is hard.” – Ettubloge
2. “Fooled you BAUER! My machine gun is actually a flamethrower!” – SumGuy

WINNER! – “Dammit…why did I wear my red undershirt today?!”Jack Bauer

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Geek With A Gun Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this picture in the comments section, or we’ll have Chloe “drive-by” your house. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 29th. Good luck!

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Top Five Entries:
5. “Hello Janis, great to see you.” – Ken0b1
4. “Who the hell ate my lunch? The bag clearly said ‘Chloe!’” – Loren Silverman
3. “I’m Chloe O’ Brian and Windows 7 was MY idea, right? SAY IT!!” – Heyhilbo
2. “Reboot this!” – Jack Bauer

WINNER! – “I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT PERSON TO RESPOND TO THAT NIGERIAN GETS AN EXTRA MOUTH!” – James

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EMPloyee Of The Month Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Place your original caption for this photo in the comments section before the Blogs4Bauer servers are hit with an EMP. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 22nd. Good luck!

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Top Five Entries:
5. Hastings: “CATFIGHT! I’ve got C-note on Chloe.” – Sunny
4. Disco inferno. – James
3. EMP shrimp. – Jack Bauer
2. When Jack Bauer passes gas, you duck and cover, folks. – Iceberg

WINNER! – “Who the hell put metal in the microwave!?!” – Loren Silverman

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Shoots And Spatters Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or we’ll shove you into an oxygen chamber. The winners will be announced on Monday. March, 15th. Good luck!

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Top Five Entries:
5. Too much deep thought in CTU’s think tank. – D. Dean
4. Jack’s early-morning exercise routine is a pain to clean up. – Nudniq
3. “I told those frat boys it wasn’t a good idea to go into that oxygen chamber…and to mix C4 in those Jello Shooters.” – Georgie
2. “Frankly, I work better under a little pressure.” – Rodney Dill

WINNER! – Janitor 1: “That kid had dandruff.”
Janitor 2: “How did you know that?”
Janitor 1: “Because his ‘head and shoulders’ are over there.”
Jack Bauer

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The Dirty Half-Dozen Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Submit your caption to this pic in the comments section or we’ll dress you in a red CTU shirt. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 8th. Good luck!

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Top Three Comments:
3. “OK. As senior member, I get the pretty one. The rest of you get the fat friends.” – Ettublogge
2. “Screw Mapquest. I’m tellin’ ya, there’s no Hooters on this block.” – D. Dean

WINNER! – “OK, OK CTU says there is a Shell station a block ahead, I’ll C4 the door to the mens room and you can all pee. Next time, do that before we leave.”Dick Lepre

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RedHot Potato Caption Contest
(Source: 24Wikia)

Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or we’ll send a naked Dana Walsh to your house – and no one wants that. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 1st. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “I’d like to know where you were hiding that com device when you were with that Russian guy you pin cushioned.” – Heyhilbo
2. Chloe mumbling under her breath: “I beg and plead to get Jack involved and he refused. Then Agent RedHot comes along and plays all damsel in distress and Jack jumps in faster than a Jack Rabbit on a date.. BITCH!!!” – Sunny

WINNER! – Chloe: If I just move my hand 6 inches closer.
Renee: And I move my hand 6 inches closer.
Chloe: And I take a 1/2 step closer.
Renee: And I move back 1/2 step.
Chloe: And I put my around you near your ample chest.
Renee: And I hold you hand upon my breast.
Chloe: And I reach for my laptop with my other hand.
Renee: And I slowly reach into my sweater for a knife.
Chloe: And I ram the laptop on your head.
Renee: As I turn and plunge my knife into your stomach.
Jack: And that girls, is what I call foreplay.
– Ettubloge

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Jack The Knife Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Put your funny caption for this photo in the comments section or we’ll poison you with nuclear rods. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 22nd. Good luck!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “I told you people in wardrobe that I do not wear white dress shirts.” – Juan Paxety
2. “Don’t you EVER again call me Mitch Rapp!” – D. Dean

WINNER! – “The next time you drink the last of the milk, don’t put the empty carton back in the refrigerator!”RT