Since last season’s kill counter worked after a fashion, we’ll be running it again with only one modification since there will be a lot of Kim Bauer mentions. It will be a points based system that awards Jack Bauer points for doing good things like killing someone and negative points for doing bad things like saying “I’m sorry”.

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (1/26).

Here is the preliminary list of points. We may remove and/or add to this list as the season progresses, so send us any suggestions you may have.

Kill Counter 3.5
Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
Shooting down a helicopter = 5 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

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Accessing Chloe’s Lap(top) Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wiki)

Got a funny caption for this photo? Put it in the comments section, or we’ll send Zombie Tony Almieda to your house. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 8th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V The K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. Chloe: “It looks like you just got outbid on that stripper pole on ebay.” – Sunny
2. “Really? I’m trying to retask a satellite for Jack, and you want to comment on the Kill Counter?” – James

WINNER! – “There Chloe. I’ve added NCIS to your favorite TV shows list.” – D.Dean

1. Is there a more annoying character on 24 this season than Dana Walsh? This broad is fast approaching Kim Bauer levels. Dude, tell your new boyfriend to torture your old boyfriend, and be done with it!

(Of course, I may hate her because I am still bent at how BSG went from great to teh suck.)

2. Speaking of annoying, while I think Red Hot is smoking hot, I do have a bone to pick with her. Heh, heh, “bone.” What kind of dolt decides it’s a good idea to take a shower a few feet from a man who wants to rape her? Hello??!!!

3. Can we just do away with the Jack Bauer Kill Counter? I don’t like this new, p.c. Jack Bauer at all. How many people has he killed so far this season? Three? Four? Stop it. Forget “injuring” evil Russians with CTU sniper fire and start stabbing people in the neck with a swizzle stick already!

Punxsutawney Phil, the infamous weather predicting rodent, emerged from his hole on Tuesday and saw Jack Bauer’s shadow signaling at least 18 more weeks of terrorists getting their ass kicked and the end of winter.

Even if your name is not Arlo, you’ll probably watch it more than once.

Since last season’s kill counter worked after a fashion, we’ll be running it again with only one modification since there will be a lot of Kim Bauer mentions. It will be a points based system that awards Jack Bauer points for doing good things like killing someone and negative points for doing bad things like saying “I’m sorry”.

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (1/26).

Here is the preliminary list of points. We may remove and/or add to this list as the season progresses, so send us any suggestions you may have.

Kill Counter 3.5
Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
Shooting down a helicopter = 5 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter