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Previously on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24

CTU-Los Angeles has discovered the latest threat to our country that needs to be dealt with over a period of exactly 24 hours. Terrorist masterminds have been planning their next diabolical plot using LOLCats to send messages to their sleeper cells.

The target….Detroit. CTU-Los Angeles then springs into action, sort of. President Camacho faces the latest threat in the way we expect president on 24.

Back in LA, the new head of CTU decides that it’s time to bowl as we learn Jack Bauer has another brother. Will Dave get the Cheese Poppers or not? Dammit there are just too many tasty choices and not enough time.

Two key pieces of the puzzle were uncovered. First, there will be no Asian presidents on 24 anytime soon, the hot Terminator has a mean streak, and the new CTU Director took an hour to order at Chillie’s. That’s three, whatever.

Last week a token 24 love triangle emerged with the Vice President and the President’s wife. The big question about this is…who cast Chevy Chase as the VP?

Episode 1 and 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8

Episode 9

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Next week on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
CTU-Mad Libs? This cannot end well.

There are some television shows that are so prolific, so amazing, so utterly daring that you would be an absolute imbecile to miss it. This isn’t really one of them, but we’d really like you to check it out anyway.

Will the Phoenix Suns benefit from the Shaq trade, will Hillary waterboard Gloria Steinem in her basement, can CTU LA and CTU Milwaukee put their differences behind them and work together to save Detroit? Find out the answer to at least one of these tonight on The Blogs.4Bauer 24 Writers-Strike Substitute.

Episode 1 and 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8

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Previously on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24

CTU-Los Angeles has discovered the latest threat to our country that needs to be dealt with over a period of exactly 24 hours. Terrorist masterminds have been planning their next diabolical plot using LOLCats to send messages to their sleeper cells.

The target….Detroit. CTU-Los Angeles then springs into action, sort of. President Camacho faces the latest threat in the way we expect president on 24.

Back in LA, the new head of CTU decides that it’s time to bowl as we learn Jack Bauer has another brother.  Will Dave get the Cheese Poppers or not? Dammit there are just too many tasty choices and not enough time.

Over the past two weeks, two key pieces of the puzzle were uncovered. First, there will be no Asian presidents on 24 anytime soon, the hot Terminator has a mean streak, and the new CTU Director took an hour to order at Chillie’s. That’s three, whatever.

Episode 1 and 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7

Episode 8

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Next week on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
CTU shows that it’s the well oiled machine that we know and love.

Do you have an idea on how the story should unfold, post a comment and we may include it in a future episode.

Viewer discretion is advised.

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Previously on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24

CTU-Los Angeles has discovered the latest threat to our country that needs to be dealt with over a period of exactly 24 hours. Terrorist masterminds have been planning their next diabolical plot using LOLCats to send messages to their sleeper cells.

The target….Detroit. CTU-Los Angeles then springs into action, sort of. President Camacho faces the latest threat in the way we expect president on 24.

Back in LA, the new head of CTU decides that it’s time to bowl as we learn Jack Bauer has another brother.

Will Dave get the Cheese Poppers or not. Dammit there are just too many tasty choices and not enough time.

Episode 1 and 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5

Episode 6

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Next week on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
Time is almost up on the writers strike, Detroit, and Eli Manning’s honeymoon with the NY press. However time has already passed on the crew from CTU-LA. Check in next Monday for an all new episode.

Do you have an idea on how the story should unfold, post a comment and we may include it in a future episode.

Viewer discretion is advised.

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Previously on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
CTU-Los Angeles has discovered the latest threat to our country that needs to be dealt with over a period of exactly 24 hours. Terrorist masterminds have been planning their next diabolical plot using LOLCats to send messages to their sleeper cells.

The target….Detroit. CTU-Los Angeles then springs into action, sort of. President Camacho faces the latest threat in the way we expect president on 24.

Back in LA, the new head of CTU decides that it’s time to bowl as we learn Jack Bauer has another brother.

Episode 1 and 2
Episode 3
Episode 4

Episode 5

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Next week on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
With the writer’s strike near an end, the strike substitute is just heating up!  Tune in next week as we learn more about President Camacho in a 24 filler episode.  You know, those episodes where nothing really happens to move along the plot.  Jack Bauer spends an hour missing while we get treated to useless banter between secondary characters.  Hey, we are both funny and honest here at Blogs4Bauer.

Do you have an idea on how the story should unfold, post a comment and we may include it in a future episode.

Viewer discretion is advised.

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Previously on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
CTU-Los Angeles has discovered the latest threat to our country that needs to be dealt with over a period of exactly 24 hours. Terrorist masterminds have been planning their next diabolical plot using LOLCats to send messages to their sleeper cells.

The target….Detroit. CTU-Los Angeles then springs into action, sort of. President Camacho faces the latest threat in the way we expect president on 24.

Back in LA, the new head of CTU decides that it’s time to bowl.

Episode 1 and 2
Episode 3

Episode 4

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Next week on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
Bauer springs into action…or orders a spring roll, I’m not actually sure. They’re not paying or feeding me like the good people over at Fox did. If you are reading this, please send help. I’m being locked in a basement in a small town outside of………….

Do you have an idea on how the story should unfold, post a comment and we may include it in a future episode.

Viewer discretion is advised.

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Jack is out of jail, but the strike continues. Until he breaks some skulls and gets the writers back to work, here’s the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24.

Episode 3…..

Previously on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
Tension mounts at CTU as Potatoes O’Brian and the new CTU Director discuss the latest threat to our country that needs to be dealt with over a period of exactly 24 hours. O’Brian has discovered that Terrorist masterminds have been planning their next diabolical plot using LOLCats to send messages to their sleeper cells.

One particular coded message states the target….Detroit. CTU-Los Angeles then springs into action, plotting where to go for lunch.

President Camacho faces the latest threat in the way we expect president on 24. With the tact of a three-legged dog. What will we do without Detroit?

Episode 1 and 2

Episode 3

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Next week on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
Bauer will return! Not him, the other one….no the other one. No, the other one.

Do you have an idea on how the story should unfold, post a comment and we may include it in a future episode.

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Get used to the fact that Fox’s new season of 24 is just not going to happen any time soon. Blame the booze, the strike, your cat, but don’t blame us. Blogs4Bauer is proud to present the first of 24 original episodes of 24. You won’t see this on Fox unless their lawyers do.

We hope you enjoy the special double-episode premier of parts 1 and 2 of our series; we’ll post another episode every Monday at 9pm EST.

The Place: CTU – Los Angeles
The Time: Present
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Episode 1

Previously on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
Tension mounts at CTU as Potatoes O’Brian and the new CTU Director discuss the latest threat to our country that needs to be dealt with over a period of exactly 24 hours. O’Brian has discovered that Terrorist masterminds have been planning their next diabolical plot using LOLCats to send messages to their sleeper cells.

One particular coded message states the target….Detroit. CTU-Los Angeles then springs into action, plotting where to go for lunch.

Episode 2

Next week on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
Panic spreads as CTU-Los Angeles cannot decide on lunch. Oh, and Detroit inches closer to being nuked.

Do you have an idea on how the story should unfold, post a comment and we may include it in a future episode.

They told you that there was no more CTU.
They told you 24 was on hold.
They lied.

Are you tired of the writers telling you what you can and cannot watch?  Then join us Monday night at 8pm EST at Blogs4Bauer where we’ll host the exclusive premier of the Writers-Strike Substitute for 24. 

Why did we produce a Writers-Strike Substitute for 24, you ask?  Well Fox rejected our script for Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

  (Scene opens, a farm in New Jersey circa 1703) 
 (Enter Terminator with the “dom dom dom” music) 
Terminator: Are ye Ezekiel Connor?
 Ezekiel Connor: Yay, I am.
BANG.

The End

Spread the word: 24 returns tomorrow night!