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Join us tonight. The fun starts about 15 minutes before show time. And don’t forget to get your guess in on tonight’s kill counter.

Here’s the JBKC3.5 for 11am-Noon. Will tomorrow be the night that the Kill Counter goes wild?

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/4).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.

Shoot The Hostage Caption Contest
(Source: Wiki 24)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll make you grow a cheesy D.B. Sweeney mustache. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 3rd.

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Top Three Entries:
3. “Jack. Put down the caulk gun!” – Jack Bauer
2. “Bring in Zombie Red Hot or this writer dies.” – Juan Paxety

WINNER! – Jack: “The last time a guy told me to go F-myself I cut off his penis and shoved it up his ass.” – Sunny

Well, for such an incredibly Wyattastic episode, Jack managed to get off a few points. We had Use of the Jack Sack, a “Drop the Weapon!” and a “Dammit!” for a total of 7 points.

That being said, we have dual winners. Sunny (I’m going with lucky 7.) and Old Dog (I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!) both guessed lucky number seven.

Congratulations, folks! Your Industrial-sized JackPacks are on their way to you as we speak!

Join us tonight. The fun starts about 15 minutes before show time. And don’t forget to get your guess in on tonight’s kill counter.

Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 10am-11am. Will tonight be the night that the Kill Counter spins wildly?

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/27).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10am – Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”

Cankles For The Memories Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this pic in the comments section or we’ll ship you off to Fort Dix. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 26th. Good luck!

Other Caption Contests:
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Top Three Entries:
3. “That’s right, if you’ll just take a seat on the casting couch, we can move on to the next part of this audition.” – Lawyer For Hire
2. “Thank you for tuning into The Jack Bauer show. My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time. Dammit.” – Jack Bauer

WINNER! – “I’m sorry, Jack; this isn’t going to work. I see what happens to women when you sex them up.” – Cwcoyne

Okay, I am posting this with the caveat that I haven’t seen the episode yet. I am going by the Liveblog and Andy T’s assertions that while there were no kills, there was a “Drop the weapon!” That’ll give us a brilliant 1 for the Kill counter this week.

Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”

Congratulations Jim! Your Jack Bauer crying towel is enroute to you as we speak.

The script for a 24 movie is already in the bag, Kiefer says, and he’s ready to start work on it, as the series finale wrapped last week.

The most interesting part, to me? The film will take place over a 24-hour period, but because it’s condensed into two hours, I’d imagine it should have far less filler, far less stupid political exposition and Jack can actually travel to, say, Eastern Europe. (Kiefer mentioned that location, so I’m wondering if this is going to harken back to the very beginning and the Drazens.)

Who wrote the script? Billy Ray, who wrote State of Play. So this could be good. Kiefer’s gonna read it when he gets back home.

Oh, and did you know that he went to a lapdance club and got in a fight with the bouncers and ended up being wrangled, shirtless, out of the club?

Click on the link in the above paragraph for the photo. I couldn’t find an embeddable version, dammit.

Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 9am-10am. Will tonight be the night that the blood will flow?

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/20).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
Midnight-1am – Steveegg wins with nada: “Filler night – 0.”
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”

Is This The End Of Zombie Renee? Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section before Renee’s body gets cold. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 19th. Good luck!

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Military Times
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Support Your Local Gunfighter
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Top Three Entries:
3. “This never happens to the guy on ‘Burn Notice.’” – Mrs. Crankipants
2. Knowing that Tony and Renee are doing it in hell, Jack breaks down. – Dick Lepre

WINNER! – “Today is like the 3rd worst day of my life.” – Jack Bauer

Like anyone cares after they killed off RedHot. Oh well, between the apology and the crying, Jack sunk to a new low this week, with a pitiful -8 points. Yeah, a negative 8.

The closest to this terrible tally this week was Andy T, with “Two apologies (one to Pres Taylor for not getting him to say one Million Rupees and one to Red Hot for not being there when she went insane), one mention of Kim (part of the Red Hot scene, every woman wants to get it on with a grampa), one dammit, one kill for a grand total of -6.”

Congratulations, Andy. Your RedHot death towel is enroute to you via U.S Mail.

Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 8am-9am. What are the odds that a lot of people will pick zero?

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/13).

Kill Counter 3.5

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
Midnight-1am – Steveegg wins with nada: “Filler night – 0.”
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-9am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”