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Logan’s Run Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll ask Charles Logan to offer you a drink – by smashing a decanter into your skull. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 31st. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V The K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. If you want to get back with Martha, touch or say “1,” If you want Jack to blow your brains out, touch or say “2.” – Dick Lepre
2. “First we use the laser to get rid of the bags under your eyes. When we have a week or so we’ll go to work on that turkey neck of yours.” – Jim

WINNER! – As you can expect, even the telemarketers in the world of 24 often go to extremes to keep people on the line. – Anthony

JBKC (Season 8) 2pm-4pm Results

Well. while the finale may have been a tad Wyattastic, the Kill Counter got a workout – thanks to a Jack Bauer headbutt toward the end of the finale. The extra 20 points for that move enabled a healthy 28 for the counter, a respectable end to the series finale.

This week’s winner is Loren Silverman, who was the closest without going over (Price Is Right rules) with “So for fun’s sake, I’ll go along with RogerDee’s method as well.. 25…”

Congratulations Loren! Your authentic Peace Treaty Pen is enroute to your location! Write in good health!

(And if I may add a personal note, thank you to everyone who read, linked, and participated here at B4B. We could not have done any of this without you. Monday nights will never be the same.)

Jack Bauer Kill Counter 3.5 (Series Finale)

Here’s the Kill Counter for 2pm-4pm, aka the Series Finale. Place yer bets!

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/25).

Kill Counter 3.5

A list of how points are scored is below.
Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point
Kill Combos - if Jack Bauer kills more than one person in a scene – he gets combo points for each kill (example 3 kills = 6 points) 1 kill = 1 point 2 kills = 2 points + 2 combo = 4 points

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point

“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3amSteveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4amNo winners.
4am-5amJuan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6amJim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8amJim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10amJim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.
11am-Noon – RVD “Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11″ and AmyV “YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!” were the closest without going over.
Noon-1pm – RVD is closest with “Somehow, Jack will come through again… how about 18?”
1pm-2pm – RogerDee wins with, “I guessed 7 the last two weeks. 7×2=……..14.” JoeBloggs also wins with, “going hi Jack is an animal 14.”

24 Cap This!

Darth Bauer Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section, or Jack will impale you with a letter opener. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 24th.

Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V the K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. “I . . . AM . . . IRON MAN!” – BauerIsGod
2. “High occupancy lane means high occupancy lane….” – Rodney Dill

WINNER! – “I said, take your frakkin antenna down BEFORE you come through the car wash, ASSHOLE!” – Roger Dee

JBKC (Season 8) 1pm-2pm Results

After careful consideration of Sunny and RogerDee’s analysis, I am declaring the Kill Counter to be at 14 for Monday’s episode. As such, the winners are as follows:

RogerDee wins with, “I guessed 7 the last two weeks. 7×2=……..14.”

JoeBloggs also wins with, “going hi Jack is an animal 14.”

Congratulations guys. Your Darth Bauer masks are coming via FedEx.

Liveblogging (Season 8) 1pm – 2pm

The festivities start about 15 minutes before show time. There’s not many more opportunities for you to get your award wining* B4B liveblogging fix, so be sure to join us.

*Best snark-filled 24 liveblogging by a mostly deranged blogging crew.

Jack Bauer Kill Counter 3.5 (Season 8) 1pm – 2pm

Here’s the Kill Counter for 1pm-2pm. Make your guess and spin the wheel, raggedy man!

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/18).

Kill Counter 3.5

A list of how points are scored is below.
Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point
Kill Combos - if Jack Bauer kills more than one person in a scene – he gets combo points for each kill (example 3 kills = 6 points) 1 kill = 1 point 2 kills = 2 points + 2 combo = 4 points

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point

“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3amSteveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4amNo winners.
4am-5amJuan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6amJim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8amJim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10amJim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.
11am-Noon – RVD “Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11″ and AmyV “YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!” were the closest without going over.
Noon-1pm – RVD is closest with “Somehow, Jack will come through again… how about 18?”

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Russian To Die Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section, or Jack will break out the blowtorch. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 17th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V the K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. “Hey Bauer, wanna play strip Russian roulette?” – Sunny
2. “Mr Bauer, Hold still, I’m going to shoot you right in the crotch and I must squint because it is so very tiny.” – Heyhilbo

WINNER! – Tony has really let himself go.Jack Bauer

TiVo Blogging (Season 8) 12pm-1pm

Afternoon folks, for those of you new here, my name is Wyatt Earp, and I will be your TiVo Blogging host today. Ready? Strap yourselves in, grab your Jack Sack (the actual bag, not your, never mind) and get ready for action.

12:00pm-12:13pm – We begin with Cole identifying Starbuck’s corpse. He looks sad. Oh, that’s a shame. Jack is watching Dana’s video evidence – inside a freakin’ cab of all places – and makes a call to Mr. Blond. Blond is receiving the video, and may be singing “Stuck in the Middle with You.”

Meanwhile, Jason Pillar is barking orders to everyone at CTU, and Chloe is becoming Frowny McSmirkface. She goes to Arlo with her concerns, and Arlo (as usual) goes into full puss-aah mode.

Jack arrives at Mr. Blond’s and explains his motivations for the kill-fest. Motivations that revolve around Agent RedHot. Revenge is on his mind, and he does not plan to serve it cold. Blond gives Jack the ID of RedHot’s shooter, and Jack searches for him through . . . Meredith Reed? Good Lord, I thought she was long gone. Jack goes Deep Throat with Reed (heh) and says he can give her the video evidence. I don’t trust the bitch.

Chico, Jr arrives at CTU and gets grilled by Jason Pillar. Chico, for his part, tells Pillar to go frak himself. I guess he retrieved his balls when Starbuck was aired out.

JBKC (Season 8) 12pm-1pm Results

Ho. Lee. Crap! Jack went ballistic this week and broke the Kill counter with a 30-point night. See what happens when I don’t liveblog?

This week’s winner is RVD who was closest without going over: “Somehow, Jack will come through again… how about 18?”

Congratulations! Your Jack Bauer official spent shell casings are enroute.

Liveblogging (Season 8) Noon – 1pm

We’re getting close now. The end is almost here. Join us for tonight’s liveblog starting about 15 minutes before “viewer discretion is advised.”

Liveblog discretion is advised, but we don’t really think we’ll get it.

Jack Bauer Kill Counter 3.5 (Season 8) 12pm – 1pm

Here’s the JBKC3.5 for Noon-1pm. Place yer bets!

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (5/11).

Kill Counter 3.5

A list of how points are scored is below.
Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point
Kill Combos - if Jack Bauer kills more than one person in a scene – he gets combo points for each kill (example 3 kills = 6 points) 1 kill = 1 point 2 kills = 2 points + 2 combo = 4 points

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point

“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

Previous Season 8 Winners
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3amSteveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4amNo winners.
4am-5amJuan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6amJim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8amJim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
9am-10amJim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
10am-11am – Sunny “I’m going with lucky 7″ and Old Dog “I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!” both guessed lucky number seven.
11am-Noon – RVD “Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11″ and AmyV “YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!” were the closest without going over.

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Bullets Over Broadway Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll send Arlo over to sexually harass you. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 10th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V the K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. “Dammit! I told you to wear the white shirt for the wet t-shirt contest!” – Loren Silverman
2. “One last time: Where did you put my Cool Ranch Doritos and Cherry Coke!?” – RT

WINNER! – Watch it Jack. She’s engaged to Cole, so she’s not used to something long and hard pointed at her.Jack Bauer

JBKC (Season 8) 11am-Noon Results

Ho. Lee. Crap! The Kill Counter went ca-ca cuckoo this week. Jack killed more people than Cecil B. DeMille, scored a combo, administered a headbutt, shouted “Drop the Weapon” and apologized. The sum total of the carnage was an almost unheard of – and show title appropriate – 24 points!

RVD (Jack will do just as well as the Phillies did over the Mets last night – 11) and AmyV (YOU HEARD ME, 11 BIG ONES!!!) were the closest without going over this week with 11. (Chase’s Right Hand guessed after the start of the show. Sorry.)

Congratulations, guys! Your Dana Walsh blood-stained plastic tarp will be mailed out shortly.