True to the strange 24 time/space continuum, Jack Bauer and Renee Walker conceived a child and she’s now well into her pregnancy.
Congrats Jack and Renee! Just imagine the possibilities with the little one! How ruthless it will be. Hell hath no fury like a baby Jack Bauer scorned.
Is This The End Of Zombie Renee? Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)
Caption this photo in the comments section before Renee’s body gets cold. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 19th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
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Top Three Entries:
3. “This never happens to the guy on ‘Burn Notice.’” – Mrs. Crankipants
2. Knowing that Tony and Renee are doing it in hell, Jack breaks down. – Dick Lepre
WINNER! – “Today is like the 3rd worst day of my life.” – Jack Bauer
Every time Jack Bauer cries, a puppy dies.
Just a few things that have been floating around my cloud cuckoo mind:
1. Is there a more annoying character on 24 this season than Dana Walsh? This broad is fast approaching Kim Bauer levels. Dude, tell your new boyfriend to torture your old boyfriend, and be done with it!
(Of course, I may hate her because I am still bent at how BSG went from great to teh suck.)
2. Speaking of annoying, while I think Red Hot is smoking hot, I do have a bone to pick with her. Heh, heh, “bone.” What kind of dolt decides it’s a good idea to take a shower a few feet from a man who wants to rape her? Hello??!!!
3. Can we just do away with the Jack Bauer Kill Counter? I don’t like this new, p.c. Jack Bauer at all. How many people has he killed so far this season? Three? Four? Stop it. Forget “injuring” evil Russians with CTU sniper fire and start stabbing people in the neck with a swizzle stick already!
Did you miss last night’s episode of 24 because of a prior engagement (Amy)? Well here is the Agent Renee Walker shower scene that you were probably going to go on Hulu to watch anyway.
Even if your name is not Arlo, you’ll probably watch it more than once.
She could do a PSA on mutant killer genital herpes and still be hot doing it.
You can practically see the heat between Jack Bauer and Renee Walker!
After ten hours of working very closely together, isn’t it time for these two beautiful people to express their love physically, which was the style at the time? Lord knows they had a few moments after the vehicle explosion, and from what one could see, the back seat of the SUV was still fairly intact.
Was it dirty? Not if you love each other, it isn’t! Besides, everyone knows that Agent Red Hot is a dirty girl who puts on that patrician facade in an attempt to play hard to get.
It won’t work.
Jack Bauer gets what he wants, and if I know Jack like I think I know Jack, he wants Agent Red Hot. So, let’s quit the shenanigans and get naked already!
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