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The news came across this a.m. — it looks like the lovely Reiko Aylesworth will be joining the cast of Lost this season.

While it is good news for those 24 fans who also are fans of Michelle, it is bad news for 24 fans who had hoped that maybe, just maybe, Michelle hadn’t been blown up after all and might show up at Tony’s side this season.

Here’s the description of her character:

Rumor has it that she’ll play an outdoorsy, professional thirtysomething—who’s a possible love interest for one of our main castaways.

Sorry, boys, but at least you’ll be able to see her on the small screen, still.

This is an outrage! The most dangerous female in the history of this country scores a paltry fourth place in Miss Blogs4Bauer? Unforgivable. It was I who duped Jack Bauer and CTU, not once, but twice! It was I who murdered Jack Bauer’s wife Teri – and it wasn’t that difficult, either. Does insanity and cold-heartedness mean nothing to you people?

This will not stand. I will seek out Chloe O’Brian, Nadia Yassir, and Kim Bauer. And I will kill them. And their families. From beyond the grave. How is this possible?

Because I am just that damned good.

Congratulations to Chloe O’Brian and her victory over Nadia Yassir in the first annual Miss Blogs4Bauer Contest. We would also like to thank the peanut gallery and the voters who maxed out the number of times they could submit a vote on Mister Poll only to clear their cookies and do it all over again.

Next season we will have the 2nd Annual Miss Blogs4Bauer contest and open it up to the cast and possibly even some 24 fans out there. Yes, Kate Warner and her sister will be included this time.

In the meantime, let’s give it up for Chloe O’Brian! Not only is she hot, she can also read those annoying binary clocks, and shoot a gun. So she’s a triple threat.

Click here for the completed bracket.

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. For weeks we have been working our way to this moment. The first annual Miss Blogs4Bauer championship comes down to one more vote. This time next week, only one 24 hottie will remain.

Previously on MissBlogs4Bauer. After 1,618 votes and 49 comments that veered from the topic and into baseball. Here are the results of the Final Four:


The CTU Office Hottie Matchup


Chloe O’Brian

Nadia Yassir

Welcome back to the First Annual Miss Blogs4Bauer contest. We have narrowed down the field from a field of 16 down to 4 lovely ladies of 24. Who will go on to the finals, that will be determined by you.

You can throw out your brackets because this is going to be a cat fight.

Below you will find the final four ladies in the contest, you will also find a poll. You can vote for your 2 favorite ladies, the top 2 will go on to the Miss Blogs4Bauer Championship.

Championship potential match-ups
Chloe/Nadia – CTU Office Hottie
Nina/Nadia – Battle of who smiles less
Chloe/Nina – Scowl-a-palooza 2007
Kim/Nadia – Hommina Hommina
Nina/Kim – Payback is a bitch (or two)
Chloe/Kim – Brains against beauty

Welcome back, I am William Shatner and this is the world famous Miss Blogs4Bauer contest. The contest is nearing the finish line and only a few broads remain. With only a few weeks left to go, who will be Miss Blogs4Bauer?

Last week, Nadia Yassir cut through Martha Logan like a hot scimitar through a cold infidel. Not even a handful of happy pills could pull Martha through that mess. This week we have our final semifinal match with Chloe facing off with Marlyn Bauer.

In Round 1, Chloe downloaded Michelle Dessler in the token division 52%-48% with 1,591 votes cast. Here is what a few of you wrote about RPF:
SVC Alumnus Blogger - I voted for Chloe because I’d like a date with the most gorgeous woman to be on television who knows how to use not just a computer, but a gun

The rest of the 32 comments were a mix of insults and accusations of fraud that made Chloe scowl. There was also a comparison to the 2003 NJ Senate election of Skeletor.

Marilyn Bauer had a cakewalk in Round 1, easily beating Jenny McGill 87% – 13%. Here is what a few of you had to say about the future Ms. Bauer:
Steveggg – Jack just called; he says that if a crackhead makes it to round 2 over the mother of his son, he’ll fly the next nuke direct to those responsible, and this time it will explode, dammit.
Lou – This isn’t even a contest. I suppose if you’ve got some sort of drug addict hobbit sister fetish…
Yankz - Samwise’s sister looks exactly like Honey Bunny from Pulp Fiction.

Next week we will host the Final Four of the Miss Blogs4Bauer contest.

Click Here for an updated bracket.

William Shatner here to tell you about a exciting contest we have going on here. It’s the the Miss Blogs4Bauer contest. We have narrowed down the field and are coming to the end.

Last week, Nina Myers moved on to the next round by killing off Teri Bauer. Not to worry, we have placed Jack Bauer in Holding Cell 3 until the contest is over.

For round 2 we will have a Q&A Session with each of the ladies and then let you vote on who should stay and who should go.

In Round 1, Nadia Yassir took care of Dina Araz in the token division 70%-30%. Here is what a few of you wrote about Nadia Yassir:
pickett – I believe that Nadia is the first character in the show to be explicitly named as a Republican. That’s enough for me.
Adam - Nadia probably stores her socks in Zip lock bags. She’s hot as a junebug in July, but she’s been completely without any sexual tension whatsoever. Mandy will eat Nadia alive.
steveggg – Why couldn’t this match up have waited until next week, when we figure out who the mole’s scapegoat is?

Martha Logan proved herself a few kiwis short of a bushel, however she had advanced with a 52%-48% win over Evelyn Martin:
trench – This is like asking if I want to be shot in the head or the sac.
bob – Krazy Lady with a Knife.
Yankz - This one’s a horse race so far. I can’t fathom why people would vote for a woman who had Charles Logan inside her.

The winner of this match up will join Nina Myer, Kim, and one more lady in the Final Four . Click Here for an updated bracket.

Now let’s get to the Q&A session.

Shatner: Nadia, the audience would like to know why you never smile.
Nadia Yassir: Well Shatner, I’m a Republican Muslim living in LA. Does that answer your question?

Shatner: Martha, what would you say is your favorite moment of 24 this season?
Martha Logan: I enjoyed watching Jack kill all those terrorists and…
Shatner: And?
Martha: What, are you mocking me?
Shatner: No Martha.
Martha: Oh, now you’re just trying to irritate me, aren’t you? I’m not crazy!
Shatner: Let’s just end this Q&A and let you get some rest. Put down the knife Martha…

Which one of these ladies will reach the next round? That is for you to decide.

Hi, the name is William Shatner and we have a very special episode of the Miss Blogs4Bauer contest. Do you like a good cat fight?

I cannot hear you. I asked if you like a good cat fight?

The votes have been counted and after 1,050 votes, the Chloe-Michelle winner is. No one. A Sanjaya-esq campaign of Chloe fans propelled RPF into a stalemate with Michelle Dessler. The vote goes on!

The final tally will be announced sometime during our live-blog tonight. Tune in around 9pm for liveblogging and our new B4B Drinking game, drink every time someone mentions a shark and/or Kim Bauer.

So get your vote on (again). The Round 2 match up of Kim Bauer and Mandy will be posted Tuesday.

Hi, I am Sanjaya Malakar, the next American Idol, William Shatnerasked Ryan Seacrest to take over again this week, but Seacrest was busy so he asked Bob Barker, and Barker asked Chuck Woolery, and then Chuck asked Ryan Seacrest and then he asked me to host this week’s match up of the Miss Blogs4Bauer Contest. I just hope I don’t screw it up, but America loves me so it wouldn’t matter much if I did.

Last week we got close to 60 million votes and America decided to send Nadia Yassir to the next round with 69% of the vote!

This week’s match up pairs a woman who is crazy about Jack Bauer and one that is just as crazy about cocaine. Marilyn Bauer is best known for mothering the heir to Jack Bauer’s throne while Jenny McGill is best known for turning tricks behind the dumpster across the street from CTU to fund her addiction to coke, heroin, and strawberry flavored Charleston Chews. Count me in for at least two of those!

The results for this match up will be posted next Monday (4/2). The next match up will pit Evelyn Martin with Martha “I hate kiwi so much” Logan. That battle will also begin on 4/2.

Click Here for an updated bracket.

Name: Jenny McGill
Status: Dead
Occupation: Plot filler/mole enabler
Strengths: None
Weaknesses: Almeida-esq cocaine habit.
Curious detail: Her sale of Lynn’s key card led to the deaths of 54 people at CTU, well 56 if you count Edgar.

Name: Marilyn Bauer
Status: Widowed (and loving every moment of it)
Occupation: Raising Jack Bauer Jr.
Strengths: Instantly became everyone’s favorite character after telling Jack that Audrey got a “silent clock” while trying to save him in China.
Weaknesses: Hopelessly in love with balding men.
Curious detail: Currently the only love interest of Jack’s (past and present) that’s still alive.

Who Should Move On? Marilyn Bauer Jenny McGill Click Here for Results

Ryan Seacrest’s reign of terror is over. The Shat is back! And, between you and me, that Mandy is one real go-getter. She saw a hot lesbian, and she would go get her! She saw another, and she would go get her! It almost made the Shat Master 2000 question his masculinity . . . but I digress.

Last week’s contest was a slugfest, and after a runoff vote, Teri Bauer barely outran the delicious Collette Stenger, 51% to 49%. Wow, losing to a dead woman, were the Chicago and Philadelphia Democrats the only ones voting?

Click Here for an updated bracket.

The next match up will be posted next Monday (3/26) will be Marilyn Bauer against Jenny McGill.

Here is this week’s tale of the tape:

Name: Dina Araz.
Status: Worm food.
Occupation: Terrorist housewife.
Strengths: Diabolical, maniacal, murdered her son’s American girlfriend.
Weaknesses: Love for her pansy son got her killed.
Curious detail: She poisoned her son’s girlfriend without blinking an eye, but didn’t have the grapes to pull the trigger on Jack Bauer.

Name: Nadia Yassir.
Status: Yummy.
Occupation: CTU’s Token Muslim.
Strengths: Stern, solemn, never shows cleavage.
Weaknesses: Liberal hippie tendencies, easily manipulated, never shows cleavage.
Curious Detail: Has never smiled. Not once. Not even after watching Family Guy.

Who should move on? Dina Araz Nadia Yassir Click Here for Results

Seacrest Out.

Seacrest Out.