1) If you work with Jack Bauer, there’s a 75% chance that he’ll eventually attack you. Theres a pretty good chance you’ll die. If your name rhymes with Shill Hughcannon or Flirtus Canning odds are you’ll get both. Did Jack attack Ryan Chappelle prior to shooting him in the head?
2) There’s a company out there that makes and installs ridiculously large ventalation shafts.
3) Agent Larry “The Douche” Moss is really making Jack Bauer mad. You don’t make Jack Bauer mad, just ask the telephone Jack tased in Episode 11.
4) Jon Voight may have driven a 1989 LeBaron, but he still makes one hell of a bad guy.
5) You won’t see torture scenes involving a baby and old men being offed for the hell of it on Heroes.
6) 24 fans really don’t care about global warming, even if you think juxtaposing a couple of 24 catch phrases in a PSA will do the trick. Dammit.
24 Going Green PSA – Cherry Jones