True to the strange 24 time/space continuum, Jack Bauer and Renee Walker conceived a child and she’s now well into her pregnancy.
Congrats Jack and Renee! Just imagine the possibilities with the little one! How ruthless it will be. Hell hath no fury like a baby Jack Bauer scorned.
She’s just hot. Who knew Dalia Hassan (played by Necar Zadegan) was so yummy?
I mean, really; who do you want leading your country. President Cankles, or President Bikini?
Every time Jack Bauer cries, a puppy dies.
Did you miss last night’s episode of 24 because of a prior engagement (Amy)? Well here is the Agent Renee Walker shower scene that you were probably going to go on Hulu to watch anyway.
Even if your name is not Arlo, you’ll probably watch it more than once.
Okay, she’s no Nina Myers and she’s no Mandy, but Maggie Koernig’s appearance stirred something in my loins. I don’t know what it is about her, but all I kept thinking was, “Hey Jack, get some while it’s still warm!”
What? Too soon??
This is Nazneen Contractor. She is noticeably hot. She will also be playing the role of Kayla Nassan this season. Oh yeah, I’m in!
Katee Sackhoff has joined the Season 8 cast! Even better, she’s going to be in the new NYC-based CTU.
Ausiello reported:
Sources confirm to me exclusively that the Battlestar Galactica heroine has been tapped to play the series regular role of Dana Walsh, a highly respected and down-to-earth data analyst at the new and improved New York branch of CTU.
So that means we’ll see her most every week.
She will be, however, in a relationship with a fellow agent, played by Freddie Prinze Jr. And she has a skeleton in her closet, of course. I just hope that skeleton isn’t Tony Almeida’s. I mean, that’d be gross.
1. Kim suddenly regretted her decision to use lighter fluid as a fabric softener.
2. “Ouch, my leg is on fire”
3. Cougar-speak: medium rare
4. Being a blond, Kim was accustomed to burning sensations. However this time it burned and she wasn’t even peeing. Strange.
5. After saving RFTR’s computer from the wreck, all that Kim was able to uncover was that he had an unhealthy obsession with her and unicorns.
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She could do a PSA on mutant killer genital herpes and still be hot doing it.
Mooo….mooo….moooo.
I came in 15 minutes late for last week’s episode and I missed the whole Mad Cow – Jack Bauer scene. Dammit. However I did get to see Jonas Hodges use a scotch decanter to whoop some ass. Hodges has to be near the top of my favorite villians on 24. Marwan was pretty badass – but Behrooz was his son and that caused him to lose evil points. Victor Drazen had a cool name, Nina hot and evil. But Hodges…that guy is just pure evil.
This week Kim Bauer could return. Enough said. This is not another April Fool’s Joke.
Here are the points and winner from last week:
Mentioning Kim Bauer – 2 points
Total points = 2 points
Hour 1-4 Winner: Jim says: I’m going low. 5 points.
Hour 5 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I am going with 3 points tonight.
Hour 6 Winner: steveegg says: Dean stole my 1, so I’m going 2.
Hour 7 Winner: RFTR says: Was going to say 6. Guess I’ll go with 5.
Hour 8 Winner: Trish Huttut says: 7…and thats my final answer
Hour 9 Winner: Dean says: I’ll go with 2.
Hour 10 Winner: wisekrakr says: 3 seems good for a slightly disappointing transition follow.
Hours 11-12 Winner: Just A Bill says: 5
Hour 13 Winner: Wyatt Earp says: 10 points. I hope.
Hour 14 Winner: wisekrakr says: I like 3, please. Jack’s going to do more running than killing tonight.
Hour 15 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I’m going big – 10 points tonight
Hour 16 Winner: ChasesRightHand says:Slow week I’m going with 2
wisekrakr says: 2 - As in 2 dammits, I’m torn between getting out of here and shooting some bad guys or mouth-to-mouthing with Redhot here. The moral dilemmas never stop at 24. (editor’s note: this is wisekrakr’s 3rd win)
1 kill = 1 point
2 kills = 2 points + 2 combo = 4 points
3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points
Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Apparently, Agent Walker (aka Red Hot) has to look at Tony’s junk before being buried alive. Yikes!
12:59:57….58…..59….
The silent clock.
Teri Bauer
George Mason
President Palmer
Ryan Chappelle
Edgar Stiles
Audrey
African school kids.
Agent Red Hot. This only goes to show that Jack Bauer can kill you even when he doesn’t try.
Jim added: New poll in the sidebar.
Luckily, some guys like that in a gal. Not Henry Taylor, but other guys . . .
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Okay, what the Hell is going on here?
We have to sit through President Wrinkles and Janeane Freakin’ Garofalo – can she be any more unattractive? – for an entire season, and this is the cheesecake 24 is offering us?
Don’t get me wrong, Agent Renee Walker (Annie Wersching) is okay, but just okay.
Good, not great, guys. Let’s insert some hot, scantily-clad terrorists into the mix, shall we?
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