Archive for the ‘24 Hotties’ Category
Okay, She’s Not RedHot
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010Anyone Else Still Miss Her?
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010RIP Red Hot
Monday, April 12th, 2010Renee Walker Is Still a Dirty Girl
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Did you miss last night’s episode of 24 because of a prior engagement (Amy)? Well here is the Agent Renee Walker shower scene that you were probably going to go on Hulu to watch anyway.
Even if your name is not Arlo, you’ll probably watch it more than once.
A Different Kind Of 24 Hottie
Sunday, January 24th, 2010
Okay, she’s no Nina Myers and she’s no Mandy, but Maggie Koernig’s appearance stirred something in my loins. I don’t know what it is about her, but all I kept thinking was, “Hey Jack, get some while it’s still warm!”
What? Too soon??

Someone Need A Contractor?
Friday, December 4th, 2009Starbuck joins the cast!
Monday, June 8th, 2009Katee Sackhoff has joined the Season 8 cast! Even better, she’s going to be in the new NYC-based CTU.

Ausiello reported:
Sources confirm to me exclusively that the Battlestar Galactica heroine has been tapped to play the series regular role of Dana Walsh, a highly respected and down-to-earth data analyst at the new and improved New York branch of CTU.
So that means we’ll see her most every week.
She will be, however, in a relationship with a fellow agent, played by Freddie Prinze Jr. And she has a skeleton in her closet, of course. I just hope that skeleton isn’t Tony Almeida’s. I mean, that’d be gross.
24 Cap This
Friday, May 29th, 2009
1. Kim suddenly regretted her decision to use lighter fluid as a fabric softener.
2. “Ouch, my leg is on fire”
3. Cougar-speak: medium rare
4. Being a blond, Kim was accustomed to burning sensations. However this time it burned and she wasn’t even peeing. Strange.
5. After saving RFTR’s computer from the wreck, all that Kim was able to uncover was that he had an unhealthy obsession with her and unicorns.
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Red goes Green
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009Jack Bauer Kill Counter – Hour 18
Monday, April 13th, 2009Mooo….mooo….moooo.
I came in 15 minutes late for last week’s episode and I missed the whole Mad Cow – Jack Bauer scene. Dammit. However I did get to see Jonas Hodges use a scotch decanter to whoop some ass. Hodges has to be near the top of my favorite villians on 24. Marwan was pretty badass – but Behrooz was his son and that caused him to lose evil points. Victor Drazen had a cool name, Nina hot and evil. But Hodges…that guy is just pure evil.
This week Kim Bauer could return. Enough said. This is not another April Fool’s Joke.
Here are the points and winner from last week:
Mentioning Kim Bauer – 2 points
Total points = 2 points
Hour 1-4 Winner: Jim says: I’m going low. 5 points.
Hour 5 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I am going with 3 points tonight.
Hour 6 Winner: steveegg says: Dean stole my 1, so I’m going 2.
Hour 7 Winner: RFTR says: Was going to say 6. Guess I’ll go with 5.
Hour 8 Winner: Trish Huttut says: 7…and thats my final answer
Hour 9 Winner: Dean says: I’ll go with 2.
Hour 10 Winner: wisekrakr says: 3 seems good for a slightly disappointing transition follow.
Hours 11-12 Winner: Just A Bill says: 5
Hour 13 Winner: Wyatt Earp says: 10 points. I hope.
Hour 14 Winner: wisekrakr says: I like 3, please. Jack’s going to do more running than killing tonight.
Hour 15 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I’m going big – 10 points tonight
Hour 16 Winner: ChasesRightHand says:Slow week I’m going with 2
1 kill = 1 point
2 kills = 2 points + 2 combo = 4 points
3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points
Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
As If Dying Isn’t Bad Enough
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009Red is dead?
Monday, January 19th, 200912:59:57….58…..59….
The silent clock.
Teri Bauer
George Mason
President Palmer
Ryan Chappelle
Edgar Stiles
Audrey
African school kids.
Agent Red Hot. This only goes to show that Jack Bauer can kill you even when he doesn’t try.

Jim added: New poll in the sidebar.
Samantha Roth Is Dirty
Saturday, January 17th, 2009Luckily, some guys like that in a gal. Not Henry Taylor, but other guys . . .

(Click to enlarge . . . the picture.)
I Declare Shenanigans!
Monday, January 12th, 2009Okay, what the Hell is going on here?
We have to sit through President Wrinkles and Janeane Freakin’ Garofalo – can she be any more unattractive? – for an entire season, and this is the cheesecake 24 is offering us?

Don’t get me wrong, Agent Renee Walker (Annie Wersching) is okay, but just okay.
Good, not great, guys. Let’s insert some hot, scantily-clad terrorists into the mix, shall we?









