Well, for such an incredibly Wyattastic episode, Jack managed to get off a few points. We had Use of the Jack Sack, a “Drop the Weapon!” and a “Dammit!” for a total of 7 points.
That being said, we have dual winners. Sunny (I’m going with lucky 7.) and Old Dog (I’ll go with seven. I feel a combo coming!) both guessed lucky number seven.
Congratulations, folks! Your Industrial-sized JackPacks are on their way to you as we speak!
Cankles For The Memories Caption Contest
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Caption this pic in the comments section or we’ll ship you off to Fort Dix. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 26th. Good luck!
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Top Three Entries:
3. “That’s right, if you’ll just take a seat on the casting couch, we can move on to the next part of this audition.” – Lawyer For Hire
2. “Thank you for tuning into The Jack Bauer show. My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time. Dammit.” – Jack Bauer
WINNER! – “I’m sorry, Jack; this isn’t going to work. I see what happens to women when you sex them up.” – Cwcoyne
Okay, I am posting this with the caveat that I haven’t seen the episode yet. I am going by the Liveblog and Andy T’s assertions that while there were no kills, there was a “Drop the weapon!” That’ll give us a brilliant 1 for the Kill counter this week.
Jim wins the day with “One. Any kills will be offset by crying.”
Congratulations Jim! Your Jack Bauer crying towel is enroute to you as we speak.
Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 9am-10am. Will tonight be the night that the blood will flow?
Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/20).
Kill Counter 3.5
3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points
Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points
Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter
Previous Season 8 Winners
Midnight-1am – Steveegg wins with nada: “Filler night – 0.”
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-8am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
8am-9am – Andy T gets closest with “A grand total of -6.”
Is This The End Of Zombie Renee? Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section before Renee’s body gets cold. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 19th. Good luck!
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Top Three Entries:
3. “This never happens to the guy on ‘Burn Notice.’” – Mrs. Crankipants
2. Knowing that Tony and Renee are doing it in hell, Jack breaks down. – Dick Lepre
WINNER! – “Today is like the 3rd worst day of my life.” – Jack Bauer
Like anyone cares after they killed off RedHot. Oh well, between the apology and the crying, Jack sunk to a new low this week, with a pitiful -8 points. Yeah, a negative 8.
The closest to this terrible tally this week was Andy T, with “Two apologies (one to Pres Taylor for not getting him to say one Million Rupees and one to Red Hot for not being there when she went insane), one mention of Kim (part of the Red Hot scene, every woman wants to get it on with a grampa), one dammit, one kill for a grand total of -6.”
Congratulations, Andy. Your RedHot death towel is enroute to you via U.S Mail.
Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 8am-9am. What are the odds that a lot of people will pick zero?
Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/13).
Kill Counter 3.5
3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points
Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points
Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter
Previous Season 8 Winners
Midnight-1am – Steveegg wins with nada: “Filler night – 0.”
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
6am-9am – Jim wins with “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
Touch Of Death Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll ask President Taylor to make you feel uncomfortable. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 12th. Good luck!
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Top Three Entries:
3. “It’s true Ethan. They traded McNabb.” – D. Dean
2. Ethel marvels at how close the new Remington Flex and Pivot electric shaver gets to the skin, but without the unsightly razor rash other models can leave. – Jeremy from We Took the Bait
WINNER! – Yes, grandma, it’s been a while. You can stop pinching my cheeks now. – Cwcoyne
Well, after a really slow start, the Kill Counter started moving in last night’s second hour. Jack gave us two Dammits and three Kills (including a combo for three bonus points) for a final total of nine points.
Jim wins this week with his guess: “Two hour total – 9. I have no idea why.”
Congratulations, Jim. Your game-worn – and sweaty – Kim Bauer t-shirt is being shipped to you as we speak.
Here’s tonight’s JBKC3.5 for 6am-8am. It’s a two-hour extravaganza that has the potential for some righteous kills. Enter your best guess in the comments, but considering Justified has a better kill count than 24 this season, I wouldn’t guess too high.
Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (4/6).
Kill Counter 3.5
3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points
Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points
Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter
Previous Season 8 Winners
Midnight-1am – Steveegg wins with nada: “Filler night – 0.”
1am-2am – Wisekrakr and Juan Paxety win with “1″.
2am-3am – Steveegg wins with “Now that I’m commenting in the right post, I’ll go with 2. DAMMIT!”
3am-4am – No winners.
4am-5am – Juan Paxety wins with “The new sissy Jack will either apologize or cry. -5?”
5am-6am – Jim and Chase’s Right Hand win with “4 points.”
Kill Counter Tease Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section or we’ll send President Elvis over to restyle your hair. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 5th. Good luck!
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Top Three Entries:
3. “Everyone but the blond guy and the redhead.
Everyone but the blond guy and the redhead.
Everyone but the blond guy and the redhead.
Damn, this is hard.” – Ettubloge
2. “Fooled you BAUER! My machine gun is actually a flamethrower!” – SumGuy
WINNER! – “Dammit…why did I wear my red undershirt today?!” – Jack Bauer
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