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Shoots And Spatters Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)

Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or we’ll shove you into an oxygen chamber. The winners will be announced on Monday. March, 15th. Good luck!

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Top Five Entries:
5. Too much deep thought in CTU’s think tank. – D. Dean
4. Jack’s early-morning exercise routine is a pain to clean up. – Nudniq
3. “I told those frat boys it wasn’t a good idea to go into that oxygen chamber…and to mix C4 in those Jello Shooters.” – Georgie
2. “Frankly, I work better under a little pressure.” – Rodney Dill

WINNER! – Janitor 1: “That kid had dandruff.”
Janitor 2: “How did you know that?”
Janitor 1: “Because his ‘head and shoulders’ are over there.”
Jack Bauer

  • Loren Silverman

    Always cover your soup when heating it up in the microwave…

  • skidalot

    “Dammit! I had one more question. Oh yeah–5 seconds rule!”

  • nudniq

    Jack’s early-morning exercise routine is a pain to clean up.

  • heyhilbo

    Dammit! I told you the bends was not a myth.

  • Loren Silverman

    Do you want fries with that?

  • http://armedrobbery.blogspot.com/ John D

    Jack Bauer’s favorite desert: Cherry pie on the wall. And the floor. And the ceiling. And the door…

  • http://blogs.4bauer.com Jack Bauer

    It was that time of the month for the Hyperbaric chamber.

  • http://blogs.4bauer.com Jack Bauer

    Janitor 1: That kid had dandruff
    Janitor 2: How did you know that?

    Janitor 1: Because his ‘head and shoulders’ are over there.

  • Sunny

    Jack discovers a never before seen painting by Jackson Pollock. Who knew Jack was into abstract expressionism.?

  • Sunny

    LOL @ JB’s 03/12/10 post at 7:21pm

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  • Georgie

    I told those frat boys it wasn’t a good idea to go into that oxygen chamber…and to mix C4 in those Jello Shooters…

  • http://paxety.com Juan Paxety

    Marcos: Maybe playing the gay neighbor boy on The War At Home wasn’t such a bad gig after all.

  • http://www.cafepress.com/grinsticks D. Dean

    Too much deep thought in CTU’s think tank.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    ‘Frankly, I work better under a little pressure.”

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  • http://loanmine.com Dick Lepre

    This is you brain after memorizing pi to 10,134 decimal places.

  • Andy T

    The super is going to be pissed