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The Dirty Half-Dozen Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wikia)
Submit your caption to this pic in the comments section or we’ll dress you in a red CTU shirt. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 8th. Good luck!
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Top Three Comments:
3. “OK. As senior member, I get the pretty one. The rest of you get the fat friends.” – Ettublogge
2. “Screw Mapquest. I’m tellin’ ya, there’s no Hooters on this block.” – D. Dean
WINNER! – “OK, OK CTU says there is a Shell station a block ahead, I’ll C4 the door to the mens room and you can all pee. Next time, do that before we leave.” – Dick Lepre
Tags: Caption contest, Season 8

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Screw Mapquest. I’m tellin’ ya, there’s no Hooters on this block.
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OK, OK CTU says there is a Shell station a block ahead, I’ll C4 the door to the mens room and you can all pee. Next time, do that before we leave.
Stop captioning contests and concentrate on what we’re doing here!
Jack: I don’t care what you promised your followers, stop tweeting our real time location.
OK. As senior member, I get the pretty one. The rest of you get the fat friends.
Jack: Son, are you car sick?
Trooper: No sir. I just don’t think I can be a part of another lame ass episode again.