Who are you working for?

Jack Bauer and Future HamburgerHaven’t people learned by now that it’s not smart to fool with Jack? Granted, Keifer, not so much.

Prosecutors say Michael Wayne Carr of Linden had agreements to buy steers in Mexico for his customers and sell them for profit in the United States. Carr allegedly took $869,000 from Sutherland, star of the Fox TV show “24,” and $177,000 from a New Mexico couple.

This may just be a publicity stunt to give us a glimpse at the rest of Season 8. It turns out that the Russians are really working for Mexican cattle rustlers.

The upside is that after the interrogation — steak for everyone!

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7 Responses to “Who are you working for?”

  1. Jack Bauer says:

    I think those cows from the Chick-fli-a ads are moles.

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    Strangely enough, in this story, an actual mole is the mole!

  3. Sunny says:

    I like my steak medium rare.

  4. Juan Paxety says:

    Well, Jack did work with the guy on the Salazar case.

  5. Wyatt Earp says:

    Sunny – Once he uses the taser, it’ll be about right.

  6. Sunny says:

    Do you think being around all those cows will send him into a relapse of Mad Cow?

    Moooooooooooooooooooooooo,,,.

  7. Jeff Barnes says:

    This is obviously just a coverup. CTU had to slaughter these cows to get rid of the virus, and they used Jack Bauer’s civilian alter ego “Keifer Sutherland” to do it.