24 Cap This!

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3. It was at 23 1/2 hours that Jack had enough of the Chuck Norris-isms. – RT
2. “In Russia, when I miss girl I point gun to head and make her beg for life. Good times.” – Chicago John
WINNER! – If 24 was real…. “Do it…shoot me.” BANG! – Jack Bauer

Come on Vlad, remember the good ole days when you used to slap me around. We could go back to that. But frankly if you’re just not into me then give me the gun and I’ll shoot myself.
OK, OK. I enter your damn pool. Five bucks says Jack breaks Tony out of Marion in hour 19.
“Make fun of the Jack Sack again. I dare you!”
If 24 was real….
“Do it…shoot me”
BANG
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It was at 23 1/2 hours that Jack had enough of the Chuck Norris-isms.
“In Russia, when I miss girl I point gun to head and make her beg for life. Good times.”
In soviet Russia, road fork you.