24 Cap This!

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Top Three Entries:
3. “If I don’t look him in the eyes maybe he won’t notice my dark roots.” – Skidalot
2. “Ok, I admit it! I watch Jersey Shore. (sob) I cannot help…wait what was the original question?” – Jack Bauer
WINNER! – “Don’t lie to me or I swear you will get the death penalty. Now answer the question. Are those boobs real or fake?” – Sunny

Ok I admit it! I watch Jersey Shore. (sob) I cannot help…wait what was the original question?
“Wow, you have really nice thumbs. It would be a shame is something happened to them.”
Iif I don’t look him in the eyes maybe he won’t notice my dark roots.
I know you’ve been lying now Answer Truthfully! You think I’m hot stuff, don’t you?
Dont’ lie to me or I swear you will get the death penalty. Now answer the question. Are those boobs real or fake?
“Ok, I may have dark roots in my hair, but I least I don’t walk around with a hunch back”
He still doesn’t know I’m a replicant. Hope they don’t make me look into one of those eye things…
Please, Mr. X. Get in touch with Mulder.
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“Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There’s, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There’s pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich… That’s, that’s about it.”
Her: “My agent told me I’d be working with Denzel on this show.”
Him: “Just be thankful I ain’t Steve Erkel, sugar.”
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