24 Cap This

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1. Kim suddenly regretted her decision to use lighter fluid as a fabric softener.
2. “Ouch, my leg is on fire”
3. Cougar-speak: medium rare
4. Being a blond, Kim was accustomed to burning sensations.  However this time it burned and she wasn’t even peeing.  Strange.
5.  After saving RFTR’s computer from the wreck, all that Kim was able to uncover was that he had an unhealthy obsession with her and unicorns.

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10 Responses to “24 Cap This”

  1. hcmv007 says:
    May 29, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    So this is what I get for dropping the damn marsh mellow. Dammit!

  2. Sunny says:
    May 29, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    Kim Bauer spontaneously combusts while dreaming of RFTR.

  3. Wes S. says:
    May 31, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Kim Bauer covering the classic Blue Oyster Cult hit “Burnin’ for You.” What could possibly go wrong…?

  4. Ettubloge says:
    June 1, 2009 at 9:44 am

    What pretty bright lights. Hey, that hurts….a lot!

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    June 5, 2009 at 11:54 pm

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  7. rodney dill says:
    June 19, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    No… I meant Bud-Light

  8. rodney dill says:
    June 19, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    NASA eventually came to regret adding the new Tech to the Shuttle program.

  9. rodney dill says:
    June 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    ♬
    Be kind to our web footed friends,
    for a duck may put out your next fire.

    be kind to those bears blondes with the feet,
    for those burning ducks are hard to beat.

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