1. Kim suddenly regretted her decision to use lighter fluid as a fabric softener.
2. “Ouch, my leg is on fire”
3. Cougar-speak: medium rare
4. Being a blond, Kim was accustomed to burning sensations. However this time it burned and she wasn’t even peeing. Strange.
5. After saving RFTR’s computer from the wreck, all that Kim was able to uncover was that he had an unhealthy obsession with her and unicorns.
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So this is what I get for dropping the damn marsh mellow. Dammit!
Kim Bauer spontaneously combusts while dreaming of RFTR.
Kim Bauer covering the classic Blue Oyster Cult hit “Burnin’ for You.” What could possibly go wrong…?
What pretty bright lights. Hey, that hurts….a lot!
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No… I meant Bud-Light
NASA eventually came to regret adding the new Tech to the Shuttle program.
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Be kind to our web footed friends,
for a duck may put out your next fire.
be kind to those
bearsblondes with the feet,for those burning ducks are hard to beat.
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