24 Cap This

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Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or Jack Bauer will have to go all Tony Almeida on your ass. Here are a few to get you going:
1. RFTR and Kim Bauer spend some “quality time” in his secret underground lair.
2. Hey, look at that: Unlike Janis Gold, Kim sits when she pees!
3. Sadly, even lo-def is not Kim’s friend anymore!
Tags: Caption contest, Cougar-Bait, Kim Bauer

A cougar is salivating over his next meal.
The trash can icon on the right is “delete” isn’t it?
“Need to track your daughter? There is an app for that too.”
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“Just so you know,” Elisha said as she scanned the pages, “if this season’s script so much as mentions cougars or duct tape, I’m kneecapping the writers.”