Jack Bauer Kill Counter – Hour 17

Just as I was bragging about how this season, there really have been no “transition” episodes with nothing happening….along comes the mid-season transition.  How bad were things last week?  Larry Moss went on a mission and asked Jack Bauer to stay behind…and he actually stayed behind.  WTF?   

This week the previews have Jack Bauer stumbling and falling down.  If you read Page Six in the NY Post you should know this is nothing new.  What implications will an imared Jack Bauer have on this week’s kill counter?  Do the writers of 24 have the balls to kill off Jack Bauer with 7 more episodes left?  Regardless,  I bet Larry Moss has a little voice in his head that sounds something like this: “you really should have brought along Jack Bauer, dumbass”.

Here are the points and winner from last week:

….zero

Hour 1-4 Winner: Jim says: I’m going low. 5 points.
Hour 5 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I am going with 3 points tonight.
Hour 6 Winner: steveegg says: Dean stole my 1, so I’m going 2.
Hour 7 Winner: RFTR says: Was going to say 6. Guess I’ll go with 5.
Hour 8 Winner: Trish Huttut says: 7…and thats my final answer
Hour 9 Winner: Dean says: I’ll go with 2.
Hour 10 Winner: wisekrakr says: 3 seems good for a slightly disappointing transition follow.
Hours 11-12 Winner: Just A Bill says: 5
Hour 13 Winner: Wyatt Earp says: 10 points. I hope.
Hour 14 Winner: wisekrakr says: I like 3, please. Jack’s going to do more running than killing tonight.
Hour 15 Winner:  Jack Bauer says: I’m going big – 10 points tonight

Hour 16 Winner:  ChasesRightHand says:Slow week I’m going with 2

Post your guess at how many points Jack Bauer will rack up tonight in the comments. A list of how points are scored is below.
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Kill Counter 3.0
 

Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point

 

Kill Combos - if Jack Bauer kills more than one person in a scene – he gets combo points for each kill (example 3 kills = 6 points)
1 kill = 1 point
2 kills = 2 points + 2 combo = 4 points
3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points

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13 Responses to “Jack Bauer Kill Counter – Hour 17”

  1. Juan Paxety says:
    April 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Moderate – like our President – 4.

  2. Jack Bauer says:
    April 6, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Jack Bauer inhaled, gets super hero powers, says dammit. Book it, done.

    10 points.

  3. VariableFeedback says:
    April 6, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    0

  4. Bauer Pwner says:
    April 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    1

  5. steveegg says:
    April 6, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Goose-egg tonight (zero).

  6. wisekrakr says:
    April 6, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    2 — As in 2 dammits, I’m torn between getting out of here and shooting some bad guys or mouth-to-mouthing with Redhot here. The moral dilemmas never stop at 24.

  7. wisekrakr says:
    April 6, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    2 — As in 2 dammits/not enough times, I’m torn between getting out of here and shooting some bad guys or mouth-to-mouthing with Redhot here. The moral dilemmas never stop at 24.

  8. wisekrakr says:
    April 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Sorry, itchy trigger finger.

  9. JustABill says:
    April 6, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    I’ll say 3.

  10. Easily Lost says:
    April 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    I’ll take 7

  11. Sunny says:
    April 6, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Nobody puts JACK in the corner. I’m going for 8 dammit!

  12. iNime says:
    April 6, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    going for 10 again this time, Jack owes me….

  13. The_Shelldog says:
    April 6, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    I’m going with 6 tonight. Bauer is looking for vengeance!