24 Cap This
1. Moooooo
2. Kim, the butt chin is from your mother’s side of the family, along with the lack of basic survival skills.
3. Kim, just tell me where I can find this RFTR character and I will deal with him my own…painful way.
4. So basically the previews make it appear that you’re back but actually you just need to cry a bit and leave. You should be done by lunch.
5. Kim, I don’t know how to tell you this…but I’m not really dying. The Chinese forced me to watch Captivity and if I could survive that, I can pretty much survive anything.
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So, Kim, how does it feel to be Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds?
Just a quick question here: if Jack Bauer refuses treatment, and thereby kills himself, does he get a point in the kill counter?
Robert – that would count as only 1 point.
And if he wears aviators and/or says something cool on his dying bed? I hope that’s a combo.
No, Kim. Chloe does NOT believe that global warming crap. Didn’t you see her laugh at the end? Now, George Mason, he knows global warming.
So Kim, I see you met your new mom…errrr…Agent Walker…
Kim: Daddy, I’m pregnant.
Jack: mooooo, I mean WTF? Who’s the father?
Kim: It’s RFTR, you know that crazy blog guy.
Jack: mooooooo, I’ll chew him like a cud.
Dammit, I hate when I do that! mooooooooooooo
Look dad, I know she likes to torture babies, but you just met!
No, honey, I don’t know why I fell for Audrey. I guess I’d hate me too. I’m sorry.
“Teri…”
“Kim.”
“Oh. Tony…”
“Kim.”
“Oh…”
I feel like this season is focusing more on their feelings/reactions related to violence.
1. Dying, crying Jack with his daughter.
2. Jack and Ms. FBI agent (romance).
3. Jack and Ms. FBI agent going through trauma (more in the past).
4. Let’s see how Ms. FBI responds to Larry Moss’s death.
Jack: Remember that time you got caught in that elephant trap and you…
Kim: Cougar trap, dad.
Jack: Right…that’s what I said, Annie.
Guess this is the part where Jack couldn’t spend much time on set because he was doing his voiceovers for Monsters vs. Aliens so he had to be involved with a plot that was at least “compelling.”
Nevertheless, it does leave room for a twist ending where she gets to see her mom again.
Gee, honey, I know I haven’t seen you in years, but you look like crap in HD. Mooooooooooo.
“Tony and I have a business venture. He’s going to score a canister of the bio weapon, I’m going to “die” from it to scare the crap out of politicians and then we’re going to take over Somalia and lead the pirates as Zombie Warlords. The politicians will be afraid to toud us because we can use the bio weapon on the hostages. It’s a great retirement plan for a pair of borderline sociopaths.”
Kim, dammit. How many times can I say it…Homeland is not flying your hairdresser from Day Five out from LA…….find someone competent here.