24 Cap This

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1. Me worried?  I’m not the one wearing red.
2. Jack Bauer already knew how to deal with Hazmat after-all, he dated Paris Hilton a couple years back.
3.  I didn’t inhale…
4. The virus donned the protective gear so they didn’t catch a case of Jack Bauer.
5. Jack Bauer was surprised to see the Hazmat team arrive so soon.  Hazmat was surprised Jack actually wore underwear.  ”There were no pee stains, I mean he’s running around for 16 hours and hasn’t taken a leak once” said Hazmat.

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8 Responses to “24 Cap This”

  1. David says:
    April 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Boxers!? – I always thought of Jack Bauer as a brief man.

  2. Sunny says:
    April 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    I always thought Jack went commando!

  3. Just A Bill says:
    April 3, 2009 at 12:44 am

    With all this equipment you brought, you couldn’t bring a PORTABLE OUTHOUSE???

  4. Jonathan says:
    April 3, 2009 at 1:29 am

    “Take off my clothes? Aren’t you at least gonna buy me dinner?”

  5. Sunny says:
    April 3, 2009 at 5:40 am

    Weapons? I don’t need no stinkin’ weapons. I could kill both of you with my bare hands!

  6. EDGE says:
    April 3, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    “No Jack…I…am your father.”

  7. Dammit says:
    April 3, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    “Hey, I like your suits.. check me out, I can do the Robot!!!”

    you need to post winners…

  8. wisekrakr says:
    April 3, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    It must have been some kind of super-Viagra gas. I’ve got a woody this big. How long before you can get Redhot here?