24 Cap This

Posted on March 3, 2009 by Jack Bauer

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1. Bill, knock off the mime crap
2. Jack, you assaulted someone on your own side. Do you know what that means? CTU IS BACK!
3. Jack Bauer makes jail cells scared
4. Bill, tell Patrick Kennedy if he pukes on my shoes one more time…
5. Side effects of Jack Bauers hugs include sleepiness, loss of bowel movements, and jail time.

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4 thoughts on “24 Cap This”

Lin on March 3, 2009 at 11:45 am said:

Bill! Behind you! It’s a cougar!
TK on March 3, 2009 at 12:08 pm said:

Bill, it’s time for you to grow a set of balls! Your not worthy to wear the bad ass black turtle neck!
Juan Paxety on March 4, 2009 at 5:50 am said:

If you let me out, Bill, I’ll see if I can hook you up with my daughter, Kim Bauer. Juan needs the mention to add to his point total.
Wyatt Earp on March 6, 2009 at 1:47 pm said:

Jack Bauer: More bars in more places.