24 Cap This

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1. It’s a girl, another girl and a cup. What else is there to understand, dumbass.
2. Come on Jack one more kill and you can “release the dogs”. (sorry, Call of Duty reference)
3. Dammit, you’re right. They don’t sell Shamrock Shakes around here.
4. According to this web site, Detroit is in danger. Reason #23 Jack Bauer should never use google to fight terror.
5. Behind the scenes at Blogs4Bauer: “…it’s another comment by ‘Dean’…SPAM. Dammit Amy, get that box of wine open!”

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Friday, March 20th, 2009 by Jack Bauer • Uncategorized Both comments and pings are currently closed.

6 Responses to “24 Cap This”

  1. hcmv007 says:
    March 18, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    If I hear another dumbass from you dammit I swear you will have to watch every episode of Secret Life of an American Teenager

  2. hcmv007 says:
    March 18, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    If you think Renee is hot now, you should really see this

  3. Juan Paxety says:
    March 20, 2009 at 7:07 am

    You’re right, dammit. Dodd didn’t include the former CTU agent bonus protection clause in the stimulus/bailout/porkorama bill.

    Dumbass.

  4. SpinyNorman says:
    March 20, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    They made you do THAT in jail?!?

  5. Ettubloge says:
    March 23, 2009 at 8:05 am

    You mean something happened on 9/11 that was masterminded by fanatic Muslims in the Middle East who have since sought to destroy the West through regular wanton acts of terror upon innocent people? And that is your rationale for not reading terror suspects their Miranda rights? Jack, you gotta give me more than that before we undo 250 years of freedom.

  6. Dammit says:
    April 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    you copied #1 from the chloe and garafolo “cap this”… where’s my PROPS????