24 – Pinball game
Oh sweet Jesus, they made a 24 Pinball game. This is good news for the 24-nerds of us out there who never get sick of the video game Jack Bauer yelling at us in Call of Duty: World at War. I throw some matches just to hear Jack yell “a lot of good men died today…for nothing“.
The 24™ pinball contains original speech by Mary Lynn Rajskub, who plays Chloe on the television show. The pinball also offers speech from the television show, as spoken by Jack (Kiefer Sutherland) and Chloe.
The 24™ pinball machine playfield features: 1. a Suitcase that holds and releases pinballs for multi-ball play; 2. a Sniper House that opens to reveal a bullet-spraying terrorist; 3. an exploding Safe House that one can shoot the pinball into; 4. several single Sniper Drop Targets that can both obscure and free up playfield shots; 5. and lots of multi-ball action. (source)
Sounds cool and all, but if I were to make a 24 pinball game here are some features I’d include:
1. Zombie Tony mode – after your game is over, your last ball will come back to life in someone else’s game.
2. Each game’s paddle buttons are connected to a real terrorist’s testicles. Each time you hit the paddles, the terrorist gets shocked in the nuts.
3. A mole will sometimes come up and steal your ball
4. You should be able to play with your cell phone
5. Kim Bauer mode – a cougar attacks your ball
6. Speaking of Kim, more pictures of Kim
7. A couple pictures of Moon Bloodgood wouldn’t hurt either
8. Instead of quarters, the game runs on terrorist’s teeth and kitten tears
Have any other options you would like to see included? Post them in the comments.
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