DAMMIT! Tomorrow, January 14th, is Talk Like Jack Bauer Day. It is the one time of the year when you can go to work, sidle up to your boss, smack him (or her) in the mouth, and say, “Dammit, I don’t have time for your damned TPS reports!”

You can also revel in the satisfaction of flipping off police officers, sticking it to the government, and jaywalk to your heart’s content – all in the name of Jack Bauer. Just be sure to pepper your speech with plenty o’ dammits.

Dammit, don’t forget to Talk Like Jack Bauer tomorrow! You’ll be glad you did!