I Declare Shenanigans!
Okay, what the Hell is going on here?
We have to sit through President Wrinkles and Janeane Freakin’ Garofalo – can she be any more unattractive? – for an entire season, and this is the cheesecake 24 is offering us?

Don’t get me wrong, Agent Renee Walker (Annie Wersching) is okay, but just okay.
Good, not great, guys. Let’s insert some hot, scantily-clad terrorists into the mix, shall we?

Calm down, man, Chloe’s makin’ a comeback as MILF #1!
I have to admit, I have a thing for freckles. Mmmmm.
You must be nuts — this is a grade A soap babe!
I’d frisk her.
I have to admit, these last two hours swung me. The freckles make this broad hot. Not Mandy hot, but hot nonetheless. Kudos, gentlemen!
I prefer Walker to Michelle. Definitely.
Agent Walker is a babe. The most appealing woman on 24 in a long time. Much hotter than Michelle.
She is a Super-babe! Notice what’s going on under the blouse as she walks. They are covering up major tata with the jacket.
Diggin Freckles bigtime. She has some rack under that powersuit. She is sending Jack some serious love vibes but he is immune to her wiles.
Garafolo? WHY? Bad idea. She is like the squinting offspring of zellwegger and clooney. She is a distraction.
I got wood when Chloe appeared on screen. MAC versus DELL: NO CONTEST!
You’re kidding, right? She’s one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen. To each his own.
Of course, I also like Janeane Garafolo, but then again it’s all a fantasy.