24: Redemption – Kill Counter
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Jack Bauer’s back and he’s kicking some fake-African country warlord’s butt and rescuing orphans. Plus 24 swears in their first female president (this show is so fake). In the second hour he goes to Detroit and solves the woes of GM, Ford, and Chrysler…just kidding, even Jack Bauer couldn’t fix Chrysler. If he was given a third hour Jack would have taken care of the sub-prime mortgage problem with some jumper cables and a towel.
For this 2 hour power hour – we won’t have a fancy kill counter modulator thingamajig like we did last season. Nope, we are going to a simple points-based system.
Here is the simple scoring system
Killing a dude = 1 point
Killing a good dude = -1 point
Killing a chick = 1 point (how’s that for equal rights)
Killing a kid = 0.5 point
Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
Shooting down a helicopter = 5 points
Let me know if you have any additional points-based suggestions in the comments. We will post the final rules prior to Sunday’s airing of 24: Redemption.
Tags: 24, Jack Bauer, Jack in Africa, Season 6.5
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Picking up a kid and “carrying him/her to safety” should be -1 point. I don’t need a “sensitive” Jack Bauer.
My friend went to the screening in NYC last night and said that Jack “caps a lot of dudes”
Let the counter spin wildly, dammit.
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