Kim’s Back (we promise)
No this is not another April Fool’s Day prank.
Just when you think 24 could not possible sink further into the depths of redunkulousness, Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Kim Bauer will return, joining Zombie Tony and Jack “Into Africa” Bauer.
“Sources confirm to me exclusively that Cuthbert has inked a deal to reprise her role as Jack’s lightning rod of an offspring for a season-ending arc that will no doubt trigger a new round of wholly outdated and painfully unfunny cougar jokes,” said EW’s Michael Ausiello in his Ask Auseillo column.
It also goes on to say that she will be appearing without her old boyfriend, originally played by C. Thomas Howell, but with a child of her own.
Do the writer’s of 24 really think that Jack would let Kim Bauer have children? Does he not put up with enough crap in his day job?
Kim Bauer’s Kid Jokes
How do you get Kim Bauer’s kid out of a tree?
-Wave at him/her
Jack Bauer went over to visit his grandchild and saw it staring at the carton of orange juice. So he asks why they are staring at the carton of OJ. “Because it says ‘concentrate’ on it” says Little Bauer.
How do you know Kim’s child is related to Jack Bauer?
-It burned down the school to get out of 3rd grade.
How did Jack Bauer know that Kim’s kid was at his desk?
-There was whiteout on the computer screen.
Kim Bauer and her child were in Orlando and saw a sign that said “Disney Left”. So they went home.
When Kim’s baby was born, she looked down at the umbilical cord and said, “Wow, it comes with cable too!”
Did you hear about the time that Kim bought little Bauer a package of M&M’s?
-She returned them because they were all W’s
Why don’t Kim and her child don’t watch 60 Minutes?
-Because they don’t have 2 hours to spare.
Tags: 24 season 7, africa, Jack Bauer, Kim Bauer, Tony Almeida
Loading ...
Can you say Crapapaloza II?
[...] sure everyone will be thrilled to know that when the long awaited Season 7 of 24 finally arrives our hero will be reunited with his daughter. Just when you think 24 could not possible sink further into the depths of redunkulousness, [...]
[...] Kim’s Back (we promise) [...]