Jack Bauer Does Pocono

Well, not Jack Bauer exactly, but Kiefer Sutherland is the Grand Marshall for today’s Sunoco Red Cross Pennsylvania 500. He was just on ESPN’s race countdown show, and will be making the call to start the race.

DLP®HDTV is teaming up with 20th Century Fox to support the upcoming action thriller, “Mirrors,” in a promotional partnership for the Sunoco Red Cross Pennsylvania 500 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race Aug. 3 at Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, Pa.

So how would Jack Bauer make “the most famous words in motor sports”?

“Gentlemen, I need to get to Los Angeles in 10 minutes. Start your damn engines.”

Your (better) suggestions can be made in the comments.

I’ll post a video when I find one.

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5 Responses to “Jack Bauer Does Pocono”

  1. Wyatt Earp says:

    “Damnit! There’s no time to start your engines!”

  2. Jack Bauer says:

    Gentlemen, you will not be able to start your engines, the batteries are all hooked up to a cell of terrorists right now.

  3. Justin says:

    Every time you start your engines, God kills a terrorist.

  4. Diego says:

    gentlemen there are people everywhere who are not here

  5. rob says:

    GAAAAA! What happened to the hot pics of Chloe! *begins wailing, sobbing, and whipping my own back*