Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute – Episode 12

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Previously on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24

CTU-Los Angeles has discovered the latest threat to our country that needs to be dealt with over a period of exactly 24 hours. Terrorist masterminds have been planning their next diabolical plot using LOLCats to send messages to their sleeper cells.

The target….Detroit. CTU-Los Angeles then springs into action, sort of. President Camacho faces the latest threat in the way we expect president on 24.

Back in LA, the new head of CTU decides that it’s time to bowl as we learn Jack Bauer has another brother. Will Dave get the Cheese Poppers or not? Dammit there are just too many tasty choices and not enough time.

Two key pieces of the puzzle were uncovered. First, there will be no Asian presidents on 24 anytime soon, the hot Terminator has a mean streak, and the new CTU Director took an hour to order at Chillie’s. That’s three, whatever.

A token 24 love triangle emerged with the Vice President and the President’s wife.

CTU-Milwaukee reached out to the only place left to turn, CTU – LA. Who then responded with a little CTU humor…terrorism mad libs.  While CTU-MKE tried to decipher the code, CTU-LA bowled.

Episode 1 and 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
Episode 10
Episode 11 

Episode 12

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Next week on the Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute for 24
They nuked Detroit!  It was like they nuked Valencia all over again, minus the part where Jack shoots his partner, climbs on a roof to rescue a helicopter, and throws up on the lawn.

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6 Responses to “Blogs.4Bauer Writers-Strike Substitute – Episode 12”

  1. steveegg says:
    March 25, 2008 at 7:33 am

    Buh-bye, Detroit.

  2. No Runny Eggs » Blog Archive » The Morning Scramble - 3/25/2008 says:
    March 25, 2008 at 8:45 am

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  3. Jack Bauer says:
    March 25, 2008 at 9:21 am

    I hope they took out the Red Wings.

  4. sweeta-bm says:
    March 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Sorry, but what is kimerikas?

    Jane.

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