24 Point/Counterpoint

Counterpoint: Sending Dwight an application from CTU was pretty funny.
by Jim Haplert

Don’t worry folks, Dwight Schrute will not be heading up your local CTU office. I will be the first to admit that Dwight took things a bit far by declaring war on Great Britain, but I will also be the first to admit not being surprised. I hate to brag but sending Dwight an application from CTU was pretty funny.

Now I probably should have let Dwight in on the prank, but thinking about Dwight storming into CTU and telling everyone his theory that the Brits are behind all of our problems. Dwight about to do something very bold. Bold…is that the right word?

Now sending faxes to Dwight from “future Dwight” was pretty funny. Weighing down his phone with nickels was pretty funny too. Having the office call him “Dwayne” all day was good. However, sending him an application for CTU and then calling him as “Special Agent Lee Castle” inviting him to CTU Training Camp located behind the K-Mart in Scranton was the icing on the cake. A literal Schrute cake.

Now excuse me, Agent Castle has to make a phone call.

Castle: Dwight, there was a mole in CTU! Your cover is blown and the British are onto you…..I don’t care if you think you can take them all….I don’t care if you have a set of nunchucks….or throwing stars….We need you to strip down to your underwear and enter the K-mart. Once inside, tell the greeter…

Sorry, this might take awhile. What should I tell him to do?

Point: Jack should not let feelings get in the way of killing people. Give me a gun, I will not.
by – Dwight Schrute

  • Anonymous

    yell “the british are coming!”, this will alert some agents in the store.

  • yankz

    Please don’t go back to Pam…she had her chance. Karen is much hotter and funnier. And likes to be on top, unlike Pam (true story, it was in a fake interview).