10 thoughts on “24 Caption Contest

  1. “Audrey, tell him his breath stinks! He’s really sensitive about that.”

    Also, ditto Sally.

  2. I’d love to feel your nose raping my ass Miss Raines. You loved that too, didn’t you Mister Bauer?

  3. If I were a 24 Writer.

    Audrey: Jack, to save my life you have to steal a nuclear component.

    Jack: So if I don’t, they will kill you and I still get credit for saving the world?

    Audrey: JACK?

  4. “Mr. Bauer has no chance to save you. You wouldn’t know if he was right under your phallic nose, which he happens to be.”

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