Attack of the Zombie President
President Palmer is obviously a zombie, eating brains and running the country. What does every zombie president really need? Besides a fresh supply of brains?
A good slogan. Something you can put on a bumper sticker that says to the world, my president eats brains and you know what, I still support him or her.
Got any slogans that might work for a brain-eating politician?
“Tippecanoe and BRAINS too”
“No brain left behind”
“A fresh brain is a terrible thing to waste”
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Wake me up when it’s over.
chirp … chirp … chirp
“Send more writers.”
(in Return of the Living Dead, the zombies kept getting on the radio and asking for things like “Send more paramedics” – this would solve the issue of how Wayne went from crashing to coherent enough to stop Daniels faster than the car of tomorrow was running laps at Bristol).
I have never seen someone “code” and be fully awake and on the phone 5 minutes later. DOH!!!
It’s the lobotomy, stupid!
“The only thing we have to fear is…beheadding itself.”
“People have the right to know whether their President is a zombie…well, I am not a zombie.”
“I clearly ate my wife’s brain if my sister has to make decisions regarding whether I live or die.”
“I cannot tell a lie…I like brains.”
“I feel your BRAINS!!!”
It’s so… wrong. So very, very wrong.
The brain stops here.
I did have sex with that woman. Wait, sex is when you eat brains, right?
I knew Zombie JFK and you sir are no Zombie JFK!
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Speak softly, and carry a big brain!
2 Cars in every garage and 2 brains in every pot