Meet Your New CTU Director: Paul Teutel Sr

Meet Your New CTU Director: Paul Teutel Sr

At last, a CTU Director equal to Jack Bauer. We can look forward the following inspirational bits of dialog:

CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr.: Chloe, we don’t have time for your f**king personality disorder! Come over here and stand in front of me so I can hit you in the back of the head.

CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr.: Audrey, get your horse face upstairs and find my drill bits.
Audrey Raines: I want you to apologize for calling me horse face.
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr..: I apologize for calling you horse face. Now get your horse face up there and find my fookin’ bits!

CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr.: I want you out of my CTU, Jack. I’m not going ask twice, cos the second time I’ll use my size 12.

CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr.: Just do it! Instead of dicking around, like you always do!
Bill Buchanan: Somebody’s got PMS.

CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr: OK, Which one of you red shirts let the terrorists get into the CTU. What the f**k is wrong with you?
Red Shirt: We were keeping the facility secure…
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr: Twinkle-dinkle-dinkle! You never secured a facility in your life!

All right, he’s not the new CTU Director. But come on, Ricky Freaking Schroeder?

4 Responses to “Meet Your New CTU Director: Paul Teutel Sr”

  1. The Man says:

    Would Paul bring in his overweight and underintelligent son to help out CTU? He could be like a male Kim Bauer.

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    V – That’s one of the funniest damned posts we ever had here!!!

  3. V the K says:

    You know, Cody and Kim Bauer would make a cute couple.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Cody and Kim!! Blasphemy! She can do much better than Cody… and better than that waste of space head-shrinker she was seeing last season since we’re talking about it…