Comments on: Kim Bauer Caption "Contest"

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 01 May 2006 18:25:01 +0000

Kim talks to the psychiatrist:

My dad was right, you want me to dress as a littl girl so you can rape me! You are frickin’ dead

By: Merol meister

Merol meister — Mon, 01 May 2006 18:23:46 +0000

Dad! Why am I not allowed to have sex with my psycho boyfriend? Tell me one more time to go out of LA and I’ll stab you. Remember I’m a Bauer too.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 01 May 2006 12:20:22 +0000

I bet Kim’s on the plane that Jack just boarded as a clever disguised baggage. Well think about it. Jack told Kim to get the hell out of LA but since the curfew arranged by President Pansy is in place I don’t think Kim got out of LA. So if this is the only plane out of LA Kim shurely is aboard. Nobody defies Jack’s orders.

By: WALSTIB

WALSTIB — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:28:14 +0000

“Samurai Deli Girl”, starring Jane Belushi

By: Tyler D.

Tyler D. — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 21:38:29 +0000

“Chase! Where are you Chase? Daddy said you cheated on me!”

By: goddessoftheclassroom

goddessoftheclassroom — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:46:40 +0000

I’m cutting off all ties with you, Dad. Bad things happen when I’m around you.

By: CHOW

CHOW — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:19:43 +0000

WHERES MY MIDOL!!!!!!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 22:18:45 +0000

Chase lost another appendage after Kim attends the Lorena Bobbit school of knife wielding.

By: NDwalters

NDwalters — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:00:52 +0000

I’m so sick of being the victim! I wanna be the victor! Why am I written out to be like frickin Penny from Inspector Gadget?!?

Someone answer, or it’s gonna get ugly here!

By: The Man

The Man — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 18:14:27 +0000

Kim Bauer’s stint at Bennihanas ended in disaster.