Kim Bauer Caption "Contest"


Where Have You Gone Kim Bauer? Caption Contest
1) Caption or photoshop this
2) Email photoshop entries to Jack Bauer

Note: No one wins these 24 caption contests.

Friday, April 28th, 2006 by The Man • 24 Hotties, Kim Bauer Both comments and pings are currently closed.

15 Responses to “Kim Bauer Caption "Contest"”

  1. jwookie says:
    April 28, 2006 at 7:24 am

    Kim is currently in negotiations with the 24′s producers… “I swaer to God if I have to get attacked by one more mountain lion…”

  2. fmragtops says:
    April 28, 2006 at 7:33 am

    Kim: You creepy Blogs 4 Bauer guys better back the f up!

  3. The Man says:
    April 28, 2006 at 7:52 am

    ..and now we know what happened to Chase’s other arm.

  4. Jeff says:
    April 28, 2006 at 8:33 am

    Kim: Wait, I know this one. It’s a light bulb, right?

  5. al says:
    April 28, 2006 at 10:52 am

    “Next season – I get to have a brain”

  6. The Man says:
    April 28, 2006 at 11:14 am

    Kim Bauer’s stint at Bennihanas ended in disaster.

  7. NDwalters says:
    April 28, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    I’m so sick of being the victim! I wanna be the victor! Why am I written out to be like frickin Penny from Inspector Gadget?!?

    Someone answer, or it’s gonna get ugly here!

  8. Anonymous says:
    April 28, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    Chase lost another appendage after Kim attends the Lorena Bobbit school of knife wielding.

  9. CHOW says:
    April 28, 2006 at 6:19 pm

    WHERES MY MIDOL!!!!!!!!!

  10. goddessoftheclassroom says:
    April 29, 2006 at 7:46 am

    I’m cutting off all ties with you, Dad. Bad things happen when I’m around you.

  11. Tyler D. says:
    April 29, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    “Chase! Where are you Chase? Daddy said you cheated on me!”

  12. WALSTIB says:
    April 30, 2006 at 11:28 am

    “Samurai Deli Girl”, starring Jane Belushi

  13. Anonymous says:
    May 1, 2006 at 5:20 am

    I bet Kim’s on the plane that Jack just boarded as a clever disguised baggage. Well think about it. Jack told Kim to get the hell out of LA but since the curfew arranged by President Pansy is in place I don’t think Kim got out of LA. So if this is the only plane out of LA Kim shurely is aboard. Nobody defies Jack’s orders.

  14. Merol meister says:
    May 1, 2006 at 11:23 am

    Dad! Why am I not allowed to have sex with my psycho boyfriend? Tell me one more time to go out of LA and I’ll stab you. Remember I’m a Bauer too.

  15. Anonymous says:
    May 1, 2006 at 11:25 am

    Kim talks to the psychiatrist:

    My dad was right, you want me to dress as a littl girl so you can rape me! You are frickin’ dead