Chloe (or was it Zombie Edgar) has been here to upgrade Blogs.4Bauer.com to the latest version of WordPress. If you see anything wonky open a socket and let us know. We can’t afford a perimeter breach.

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Katee Sackhoff has joined the Season 8 cast! Even better, she’s going to be in the new NYC-based CTU.

Ausiello reported:

Sources confirm to me exclusively that the Battlestar Galactica heroine has been tapped to play the series regular role of Dana Walsh, a highly respected and down-to-earth data analyst at the new and improved New York branch of CTU.

So that means we’ll see her most every week.

She will be, however, in a relationship with a fellow agent, played by Freddie Prinze Jr. And she has a skeleton in her closet, of course. I just hope that skeleton isn’t Tony Almeida’s. I mean, that’d be gross.

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1. Kim suddenly regretted her decision to use lighter fluid as a fabric softener.
2. “Ouch, my leg is on fire”
3. Cougar-speak: medium rare
4. Being a blond, Kim was accustomed to burning sensations.  However this time it burned and she wasn’t even peeing.  Strange.
5.  After saving RFTR’s computer from the wreck, all that Kim was able to uncover was that he had an unhealthy obsession with her and unicorns.

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If Kim Bauer running after a bad guy – who was hiding in the most unsecure baggage claim ever didn’t do it, if Jack Bauer landing a 727 on an LA Freeway didn’t do it, if Jack Bauer touring Africa didn’t do it, then the people behind 24 may have found a way to get you to finally turn off 24.  Freddie Prinze Jr. will join the cast next season.

I will say it again to let it sink in.  

Freddie Prinze Jr. will join the cast next season.  He’ll play Davis Cole who may or may not be upset because his name is actually two last names.

That shriek is either your 13 year old daughter and/or Andrew Sullivan.  

Personally, I’ve been watching 24 since Day 1-Hour 1 so it’d take a lot more to stop me from turning in for the Jack Bauer Power Hour.  However if Adam Lambert joins the cast, I’m out.

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And now a PSA from the management of this website.

I missed last week’s episode of 24 because my wife went into labor. 

I missed the season finale because we had to take my wife to the ER for high blood pressure.  Doctors telling you that your wife is at risk of a stroke is not something even Jack Bauer would be prepared for.  We have her on blood pressure medication now and will monitor her to make sure it goes down.  

You pregnant women out there (and the baby daddies) – check your blood pressure before and after you give birth. 

On a lighter note – thanks to the miracle of DVR, I was able to watch the season finale with my new son. 

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24 Season Finale – Monday night 8-10pm.

Jack Bauer is the walrus – goo goo gajoob

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I have no idea what happened last week since I was too having a child. Actually my wife did most of the work, unfortunately she wouln’t let me watch 24 while she was in labor.  DAMMMIT!  I didn’t name my child “Jack”, my wife snuffed that one out when we found out she was pregnant.  Her exact words were: “it it’s a boy, we are not naming him after Jack Bauer”.  

Can someone let me know how many points were scored last week?

The season finale of the Jack Bauer Kill Counter starts at 8pm EST tonight! The previews show that we will have 2 hours of classic Bauer tonight with helicopters, shooting, Tony, Jack Bauer shooting someone in the knee. It should be classic. Oh and Jack Bauer may die.

Hour 1-4 Winner: Jim says: I’m going low. 5 points.
Hour 5 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I am going with 3 points tonight.
Hour 6 Winner: steveegg says: Dean stole my 1, so I’m going 2.
Hour 7 Winner: RFTR says: Was going to say 6. Guess I’ll go with 5.
Hour 8 Winner: Trish Huttut says: 7…and thats my final answer
Hour 9 Winner: Dean says: I’ll go with 2.
Hour 10 Winner: wisekrakr says: 3 seems good for a slightly disappointing transition follow.
Hours 11-12 Winner: Just A Bill says: 5
Hour 13 Winner: Wyatt Earp says: 10 points. I hope.
Hour 14 Winner: wisekrakr says: I like 3, please. Jack’s going to do more running than killing tonight.
Hour 15 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I’m going big – 10 points tonight
Hour 16 Winner: ChasesRightHand says:Slow week I’m going with 2
Hour 17 Winner:wisekrakr says: 2 – As in 2 dammits
Hour 18 Winner: Jack Bauer says: Jack Bauer kills mad cows tonight, but cries… (-10 points)
Hour 19 Winner: Eric Jablow says:One cry, two deaths, three damns. Zero points.
Hour 20 Winner:ChasesRightHand says: Dammit, I have to work, so I can’t join in the liveblogging fun AGAIN this evening, but I’m going to go with one point
Hour 21 Winner:  Monty says:It’s a complicated formula that led me to this conclusion, but I’m going with ZERO for tonight.

Hour 22 Winner: TBD

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
Headbutting anyone = 20 points

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Seeing as tonight’s the season finale and Tony pretty much looks like an evil zombie at this time – though, with 24, you can NEVER tell until the very very end – I thought I’d set up a poll. It’s cross-posted on my blog, so I think it will actually cache the poll results on both. Either that, or the internet will blow up. I will say in advance: Not my fault.

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It’s time for the two hour Season 7 finale. The liveblog tomorrow night is going to be awesome.

I know there’s no chance you’re going to forget, but just in case:

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The contributors here at Blogs4Bauer would like to congratulate The Man and his lovely wife on the birth of their son. Liam came into the world on Thursday, May 14th at 1:26am. Mom and baby are doing well, and The Man will soon know the meaning of “no sleep.”

Please join us in congratulating our good friend and co-blogger in the comments section.

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Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or Jack Bauer will have to go all Tony Almeida on your ass. Here are a few to get you going:

1. RFTR and Kim Bauer spend some “quality time” in his secret underground lair.
2. Hey, look at that: Unlike Janis Gold, Kim sits when she pees!
3. Sadly, even lo-def is not Kim’s friend anymore!

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You know the drill. The live blog will start a few minutes before show time. While you’re waiting be sure to get your guess in for tonight’s kill counter. Oh, and tell your friends. Tell your tweeps. Use #b4b. See you in a bit.

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Last week Jack Bauer continued his apologizalooza that left us in negative points once again. However with a week that included Jack Bauer headbutting a fashion designer, I think Jack will redeem himself tonight. Also, if Jack Bauer headbutts anyone on the show, it’s now worth 20 points.   

This week – the previews show that Kim is back, most likely to donate stem cells – which she will find a way to screw up.  Plus, Jack has Tony at gunpoint…again.  Let’s hope he doesn’t crap out like last time.  Does Tony get a silent clock if Jack kills him?

Here are the points and winner from last week:

Apologizing for anything = -5 points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
Total Points =-3 points

Hour 1-4 Winner: Jim says: I’m going low. 5 points.
Hour 5 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I am going with 3 points tonight.
Hour 6 Winner: steveegg says: Dean stole my 1, so I’m going 2.
Hour 7 Winner: RFTR says: Was going to say 6. Guess I’ll go with 5.
Hour 8 Winner: Trish Huttut says: 7…and thats my final answer
Hour 9 Winner: Dean says: I’ll go with 2.
Hour 10 Winner: wisekrakr says: 3 seems good for a slightly disappointing transition follow.
Hours 11-12 Winner: Just A Bill says: 5
Hour 13 Winner: Wyatt Earp says: 10 points. I hope.
Hour 14 Winner: wisekrakr says: I like 3, please. Jack’s going to do more running than killing tonight.
Hour 15 Winner: Jack Bauer says: I’m going big – 10 points tonight
Hour 16 Winner: ChasesRightHand says:Slow week I’m going with 2
Hour 17 Winner:wisekrakr says: 2 – As in 2 dammits
Hour 18 Winner: Jack Bauer says: Jack Bauer kills mad cows tonight, but cries… (-10 points)
Hour 19 Winner: Eric Jablow says:One cry, two deaths, three damns. Zero points.
Hour 20 Winner:ChasesRightHand says: Dammit, I have to work, so I can’t join in the liveblogging fun AGAIN this evening, but I’m going to go with one point

Hour 21 Winner:  Monty says:It’s a complicated formula that led me to this conclusion, but I’m going with ZERO for tonight.

3 kills = 3 points + 3 combo = 6 points

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
“Cover me” = 1 point
“Drop the weapon” = 1 point
Use of a Jack Sack = 5 points
Shooting down a helicopter = 10 points
Mentioning Kim Bauer = 2 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points
NEW – Headbutting anyone = 20 points

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1. Bauer-speak: Foreplay
2. And your designs SUCK!
3. The walls are painted a light color and the lamp adds a nice element, while the body really ties the room together.
4. Jack Bauer smelled a trap, there’s no way a group of gay Islamo-terrorists would ever wear clothes like this.
5. Nobody was hurt when Jack Bauer and Renee raided Blogs4Bauer – but RFTR got handcuffed by Renee and hasn’t shut up about it since.

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