Jack Bauer Kill Counter 3.5 (Season 8) 10pm-11pm

Here’s the post for tonight’s JBKC3.5 10pm-10pm. Enter your best guess in the comments. We sort of lost track of who had what in the first 56 hours because Arlo got his hands on the database we’re a bunch of slackers with the attention span of a typical CTU red shirt. We’ll have Chloe rebuild things shortly when Dana gets her hand out of her lap.

Since last season’s kill counter worked after a fashion, we’ll be running it again with only one modification since there will be a lot of Kim Bauer mentions. It will be a points based system that awards Jack Bauer points for doing good things like killing someone and negative points for doing bad things like saying “I’m sorry”.

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (1/26).

Here is the preliminary list of points. We may remove and/or add to this list as the season progresses, so send us any suggestions you may have.

Kill Counter 3.5
Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
Shooting down a helicopter = 5 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

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24: Season 8: 10 pm to 11 pm

According to the note I wrote on my hand, it’s almost time for tonight’s live blog. We’ll crank things up around 8:30 eastern. Get your guess into tonight’s Kill Counter.

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Jack Bauer Uber Alles

Gotta love 24 in German:

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24 Cap This!

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Accessing Chloe’s Lap(top) Caption Contest
(Source: 24 Wiki)

Got a funny caption for this photo? Put it in the comments section, or we’ll send Zombie Tony Almieda to your house. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 8th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V The K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. Chloe: “It looks like you just got outbid on that stripper pole on ebay.” – Sunny
2. “Really? I’m trying to retask a satellite for Jack, and you want to comment on the Kill Counter?” – James

WINNER! – “There Chloe. I’ve added NCIS to your favorite TV shows list.” – D.Dean

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Stupid 24 Questions

Just a few things that have been floating around my cloud cuckoo mind:

1. Is there a more annoying character on 24 this season than Dana Walsh? This broad is fast approaching Kim Bauer levels. Dude, tell your new boyfriend to torture your old boyfriend, and be done with it!

(Of course, I may hate her because I am still bent at how BSG went from great to teh suck.)

2. Speaking of annoying, while I think Red Hot is smoking hot, I do have a bone to pick with her. Heh, heh, “bone.” What kind of dolt decides it’s a good idea to take a shower a few feet from a man who wants to rape her? Hello??!!!

3. Can we just do away with the Jack Bauer Kill Counter? I don’t like this new, p.c. Jack Bauer at all. How many people has he killed so far this season? Three? Four? Stop it. Forget “injuring” evil Russians with CTU sniper fire and start stabbing people in the neck with a swizzle stick already!

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Jack Bauer Causes Cancer

Jack Bauer causes cancer

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Jack Bauer Ends Winter!

Punxsutawney Phil, the infamous weather predicting rodent, emerged from his hole on Tuesday and saw Jack Bauer’s shadow signaling at least 18 more weeks of terrorists getting their ass kicked and the end of winter.

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Renee Walker Is Still a Dirty Girl

Did you miss last night’s episode of 24 because of a prior engagement (Amy)? Well here is the Agent Renee Walker shower scene that you were probably going to go on Hulu to watch anyway.

Even if your name is not Arlo, you’ll probably watch it more than once.

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Jack Bauer Kill Counter 3.5 (Season 8) 9pm-10pm

Here’s the post for tonight’s JBKC3.5 9pm-10pm. Enter your best guess in the comments. We sort of lost track of who had what in the first 5 hours because Arlo got his hands on the database. We’ll have Chloe rebuild things shortly.

Since last season’s kill counter worked after a fashion, we’ll be running it again with only one modification since there will be a lot of Kim Bauer mentions. It will be a points based system that awards Jack Bauer points for doing good things like killing someone and negative points for doing bad things like saying “I’m sorry”.

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (1/26).

Here is the preliminary list of points. We may remove and/or add to this list as the season progresses, so send us any suggestions you may have.

Kill Counter 3.5
Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
Shooting down a helicopter = 5 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

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24: Season 8: 9 pm to 10 pm

We’ll start things somewhere around 8:30 pm. For those of you who want to watch this in a separate window, click here.

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Ironically, this kid has a dad named Jack


Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

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24 Cap This!


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Red Hot And Blue Caption Contest
(Source: Wiki 24)

Got a funny caption for this photo? Post it in the comments section, or we’ll have Chloe drop your credit rating to David Hasselhoff levels. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 1st. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Support Your Local Gunfighter
V The K
Wizbang

Top Three Entries:
3. It was at 23 1/2 hours that Jack had enough of the Chuck Norris-isms. – RT
2. “In Russia, when I miss girl I point gun to head and make her beg for life. Good times.” – Chicago John

WINNER! – If 24 was real…. “Do it…shoot me.” BANG!Jack Bauer

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Who are you working for?

Jack Bauer and Future HamburgerHaven’t people learned by now that it’s not smart to fool with Jack? Granted, Keifer, not so much.

Prosecutors say Michael Wayne Carr of Linden had agreements to buy steers in Mexico for his customers and sell them for profit in the United States. Carr allegedly took $869,000 from Sutherland, star of the Fox TV show “24,” and $177,000 from a New Mexico couple.

This may just be a publicity stunt to give us a glimpse at the rest of Season 8. It turns out that the Russians are really working for Mexican cattle rustlers.

The upside is that after the interrogation — steak for everyone!

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Jack Bauer Kill Counter 3.5 (Season 8) 8pm-9pm

Here’s the post for tonight’s JBKC3.5 8pm-9pm. Enter your best guess in the comments.

Since last season’s kill counter worked after a fashion, we’ll be running it again with only one modification since there will be a lot of Kim Bauer mentions. It will be a points based system that awards Jack Bauer points for doing good things like killing someone and negative points for doing bad things like saying “I’m sorry”.

Each week we will ask you to submit how many points you think Jack will get, the person closest wins. Submit how many points Jack Bauer will rack up in tonight’s episodes in the comments – we will publish the winner on Tuesday (1/26).

Here is the preliminary list of points. We may remove and/or add to this list as the season progresses, so send us any suggestions you may have.

Kill Counter 3.5
Killing Someone = 1 point
Killing a good guy = -1 point

Bonus Points
“Dammit” = 1 point
“We don’t have enough time” = 1 point
Shooting down a helicopter = 5 points
Apologizing for anything = -5 points
Crying = -5 points
Surrendering to bad guys = -10 points

Previous Jack Bauer Kill Counters
Season 5 Kill Counter
Season 6 Kill Counter
Redemption Kill Counter

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24: Season 8: 8 pm to 9 pm

Click here to watch this in a separate, pop-out window. We’ll go live about 8:30 p.m.

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